Akash — Ye aisa nahi kar sakta? Itne time se job
dhund raha tha ye achi si !! Ye aise nahi chod sakta.
Main samjhata hu is saale ko abhi.
Prashant — Ye mera dost ‘Sunny ‘ nahi ho sakta. Ye
aisa nahi tha…..
Akash — Bhai Aap hi samjhaana isko yaar…
Prashant — Main bhi kya bolu yaar? I guess he was
guilty about his mistake.
Akash — Hmmmm, par ye resignation toh koi
solution nahi hua iska?
Prashant — Puchte hai isse , Pata nahi kya chalra hai
iske mind mein !!
(At 9:30 PM)
Akash — Oye Uthjaa ab !! Kitna Soyega?
Sunny– Hmmm 5 min bus …
Akash — Dinner Ka Kaise Karna?
Sunny– Tum dono kuch mangwaalo baahar se
yaar !! Mera toh dil nahi

Akash — bnda bnkar uthjaa pehle bed se..
Sunny– Hmmmm bol ab?
Akash — Chawal pade hai?
Sunny– Haan , Uss Waale dabbe mein honge !!
Akash — Palav Khaayega?
Sunny– Mera sachmein dil nahi hai yaar
Akash — Thode se toh khaane padenge

Sunny– Ok
Akash —
Sunny– Prashant Kahan par hai?
Akash — Woh baahar waale room mein baitha hai ,
Lappy par movie dekhra hai !! Tu bhi aaja baahar !!
Sunny– Hmmm Okay.
Prashant — Haanji Uthgaye sahab?
Sunny– Kaunsi movie dekhra?
Prashant — Baaghi
Sunny– Itna Dukh mujhe shayad apne breakup ka
nahi hua hoga jitna dukh ye dekhkar hora hai ki
mera dost akele baithkar lappy par ‘Baaghi’ dekhra
hai

Prashant — BC ab Tom-n-Jerry dekhu fir? Baat Karta
hai
Sunny– Hahaha
Akash — Chalo atleast tere chehre par smile toh
dekhi aaj
Sunny– Hmmm !! Tu Palav bnaa jaldi se !! Tab tak
main aur Prashant neeche shop se cigratte lekar
aate hai !!
Akash — Okay.
Sunny– Ab toh karde laptop band mere baap -__
Prashant — Kar toh raha hu harami
(10 minutes later)
(At Panwaala’s counter)
Sunny– Bhaiya 1 dibbi goldflake dena.
Panwaala — Medium?
Sunny– Hanji.
Panwaala — Aur Kuch?
Prashant — Bhaiya 5 ki centre fresh dedo aur 5 ki ye
waali toffee
Panwaala — Nikal lo..
Sunny– Ye toffiya kyun lera tu bhai?
Prashant — Tasty lagti merko ye waali Tu bhi try
kar.
Sunny– Naa bhai , tu hi khaa !!
Prashant — Acha ek baat puchni thi tujhse?
Sunny– Puch?
Prashant — Chal Upar room par hi puchunga Akash
ke saamne !!
Sunny– Bol Kya baat hai?
Prashant — Tu 1 Cigratte se jyada toh peeta nahi hai
, fir aaj dibbi kyun?
Sunny– Hmmm Pata nahi !!
Prashant — Priya ki yaad aari hai naa?
Sunny– Hmmmmm haan yaar har 2 second mein
uska khyal aajata hai , uska woh cute face yaad
aajata hai :’(
Prashant — Hmmmm

Sunny– Maine galat kiya yaar uske saath !! Bahot
zyada galat –_– Kutta nikla main
Prashant — Par tunne jaan buchkar nahi kiya mere
bhai !! Ek baar Priya se baat kar ke dekh , sab sort
out hojaayega !!
Sunny– Bhaiya kitna hua?
Panwaala — 130 rupee !!
(30 Minutes later)
(Back to Sunny ‘s Flat)
Akash — Kahan reh gye te tum log?
Prashant — Woh aise hi park mein baith gye te 10
minute ko hawa khaane
Akash — Ye Koi hawa khaane ki umar hai tumhari
saalo?
Prashant —
Sunny– Palav bangya tera?
Akash — Yo !! Bhai ne ek dum sexy bnaaya hai
Sunny– Plate mein daal kar le aa baahar !!
Akash — Saalo tum apne buddhe ki baarat mein aaye
ho kya? Khud daalo ab !!
Sunny–
Prashant — Hahaha
(Meanwhile at Bathinda )
*Tring-Tring*
Ishani — Priya tera phone bjra hai, charging se
nikaldu? !!
Priya — Kiska hai?
Ishani — Aunty ka
Priya — Hmmm dede…
Ishani — Ye le.
Priya — Thanks
Priya — Hello !!
Priya’s mother — Kaisi hai meri Priya?
Priya — Hmm Theek hu !! Aap Kaise ho?
Priya’s mother — Main bhi achi hun. Aur Khaana
Khaaliya aap logo ne?
Priya — Abhi nahi mumma..
Priya’s mother — Beta 10 baj rahe hai , dinner kyun
nahi kiya?Sab theek toh hai naa?
Priya — Woh mumma aaj maine maggi wagara khaali
thi so…
Priya’s mother — Aur aapka gala kharab sa kyun
lagra hai mujhe?
Priya — Hmmm woh mumma ice-cream khaali thi

Priya’s mother — Aap log bhi naa. Dhyan rakhna
apna. Aur Ghar kab aana hai? 31st toh aapka last
exam hai naa?
Priya — Hmm. Next week tak aaungi mumma !!
Priya’s mother — Ok beta. Dhyan rakhna apna
Priya — Bye mumma. Goodnight !!
Priya’s mother — Goodnight !!
*Phone Cut*
Priya — *in tears*
Ishani — Priya kab tak royegi yaar? Bus Kar ab toh
Priya — Hmmmm I’m missing him
Ishani — Missing him? Missing his disloyality or
what?
Priya — :’(
Ishani — You have to be strong Priya , You have to
be !!
(Back to Delhi)
Akash — Kaisa laga fir khaana?
Prashant — Sexy hai bhai !!
Akash — Aur terko kaisa laga?
Sunny– Acha hai bhai
Akash — Agar acha hai toh abhi tak 2 chamach hi
kyun khaaye tunne?
Sunny– Yaar dil nahi kar raha khaane ka
I’m Sorry
par main nahi khaa paaunga khaana
*Tring-Tring*
Sunny– Bhai Raghvi ka phone aara hai. Kya karu?
Prashant — Bolde main dinner kar raha hu abhi !!
Sunny– Mujhe nahi karni yaar isse baat !!
Akash — Phone Switch off karde !!
Sunny– Chod !! Bajne de phone ko !! Apne aap
switch off hojaayega saala
Akash — Acha ek baat btaa?
Sunny– Bol?
Akash(isse resignation ke baare mein puchu yaa
nahi? Baad mein puchte hai, pehle hi disturbed hai
ye) — Kuch nahi…
….aur achaanak fir ek baar Sunnyki aankhein bhar
aati hai !!
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