Amit –> BoB Marley ji , Please Vicky ki maarna mat
Vicky –> Yaar Yahan maa ki aankh ho rakhi hai , aur terko mazak lagra hai :/ Jaldi Chal …
Amit –> Chai toh khatam karlu…..
Vicky –> Jaldi mar bhooke !!
(10minutes later)
Amit –> Wo khadi saamne Misha
Vicky –> Iska baapu toh sach mein aaya huaa hai :O Merko laga bndi mazak kar rahi hogi
Ab kya karu bhai?
Amit –> Karna kyaa?. milkar aaja ab aur Namastey zaroor kardio :/
Vicky –> Kahin thapad-wapad maardiya merko fir? BC purre college ke saamne bezti hojaani meri :/
Amit –> Oh yaar tu jaa… itna mat soch !!
Vicky –> Wish me luck bhai
Amit –> All the fuck bhai
Vicky –> :/ Chutiya hi rehgya tu bhi :/
Misha –> Papa Vicky …
Misha’s father –> Kahan ? Ye jo saamne se aaara hai blue jacket mein?
Misha –> Hmmm
Misha’s father –> Hmmm…
…and finally Vicky met her father !!
Vicky –> Namastey Uncle
Misha’s father –> Namastey !!
Vicky –>
Misha’s father –> So tum Vicky ho?
Vicky –> Hanji Uncle !! (Lagta hai ab mujhe zaleel karega ye)
Misha’s father –> Kab se jaante ho Misha ko?
Vicky –> Uncle last 5-6months se
Misha’s father –> Sirf dost ho tum dono yaa aur kuch bhi hai?
Vicky –> Wo uncle…. wo
Misha’s father –> Acha maine tumhe yahan ye bolne ke liye bulaya hai, ‘tum isska dhyan rakhna !! Abhi bacchi hai ye , kuch samajh nahi hai isko’
Vicky –> Hanji Uncle bilkul !! Aap tension mat lo.. Yahan college mein khush rakhenge isko hum. Actually humara 5-6 friends ka ek group bhi hai !! So you don’t have to worry about her
Misha’s father –> Hmmm !! Misha yahan par aao zarra…
Misha –> Jee papa, bulaaya aapne?
Misha’s father –> Main chalu fir ab? Chandigarh time se pahunch jaaunga toh theek rahega. Tumhari mummy bhi akele hai fir
Misha –> Hanji papa !! Jaisa aapko theek lage
Misha’s father –> Chalo theek hai fir beta. Dhyan rakhna apna !! Take care. Bye
Misha –> Bye papa Best of journey
Misha’s father –> Ok Gentleman, Milte hai fir kabhi baad mein :}
Vicky –> Sure Uncle. Have a safe drive home
Misha’s father –> Thankyou
…and then Misha’s father left them and went back to his home in Chandigarh !!
Misha –> Kya bola papa ne tumhe?
Vicky –> Kuch khaas nahi !!
Misha –> Kuch toh bola hoga? Hum dono ke baare mein kuch bola kya papa ne? Kuch pucha ?
Vicky –> Just yahi pucha ki Misha ko kab se jaante ho aur bolte, ‘Khush rakhna iss pagal ladki ko’
Misha –> Iske alawa kuch nahi bola kya?
Vicky –> Nahi !!
Misha –> Pakka naa? :O
Vicky –> arre ab stamp paper par likh kar du kyaa?
Ishana –> Misha Uncle kaise jaante hai Vicky bhaiya ko?
Misha –> Wo….
Vicky –> Maaro goli inn baato ko. Aur btaao fir tum log? Aur Haath kaisa hai tumhara ab Misha?
Ishana –> Haath? Misha kyaa hua tere hath ko? All well naa? :O
Misha –> arre I’m absolutely fine. Ye Vicky pagal hai
Kuch bhi bolta rehta hai..
Vicky –> Acha tum hostel jaakar fresh hojaao , fir baat karte hai.
Misha –> Solan toh nahi bhaag jaaoge tab tak? Mujhe bahot baatein karni hai tumse aaj :||
Vicky –> arre abhi college mein hi hun 5-6bje tak !! Tum aaram se fresh hokar lunch wagara kar ke aajana canteen ke pass.. warna mujhe call kardena !!
Misha –> Okay
Vicky –> Bye
Misha –> Hmmm Bye
Ishana –> Bye Bhaiya
Vicky –> Bye Ishana
(At Girl’s hostel)
Ishana –> Ye tere haath me patti? Kya hua Misha?
Misha –> Kuch nahi , bus thoda sa cut lag gaya tha
Ishana –> Misha main itni bevkuf nahi hun !! Tell me kya hua? Tabhi Vicky bhaiya bhi puch rahe te about your hand -_-
Misha –> Kya btau yaar tujhe ab? Last 4-5 days mein pata nahi kya kya hogya mere sath
Ishana –> Kya hua Misha? Why are you crying? Sab theek hai naa?
Misha –> Yaar uss Akashdeep ne meri pictures ghar par…………aur fir P.G.I !! Faltu mein Scene Create hogye yaar
(Meanwhile Amit and Vicky sitting at the stairs of college and discussing on…)
Vicky –> Don’t know why but uske papa kaafi depressed lage merko
Amit –> Depressed toh honge yaar… Jab kissi ki daughter hospital ek faltu reason se admit ho toh…tension toh hoti hai !!
Vicky –> Yaar main galat toh nahi kar raha kuch? Kahin meri wajah se Misha ke papa tensed ho?
Amit –> Teri Wajah se kyun honge?
Vicky –> I Mean humare relationship ke baare mein sunkar?
Amit –> God Knows
Vicky –> Misha bhi pagal thi jo apni ‘kalai’ kaat di
Amit –> Bhai terko pata toh hai uss akashdeep ne kya chutiyapanti ki thi , koi bhi bandi easily nahi le sakti yaar ye cheeze !! Life ka sawaal hota hai..
Vicky –> I Know yaar.. Ab Misha theek hojaaye bus purre dhang se
Amit –> Tu faltu tension mat le , ye bta Didi ki marriage kab hai?
Vicky –> October ki date nikli hai yaar.. Dekho ab kya bnta hai?
Amit –> Court-Pent paayega fir?
Vicky –> Vekho
Amit –> Hmmmm…
Vicky –> Aur haan tunne engagement mein bhi chalna hai nahan mere sath !! Samjha?
Amit –> Engagement kab ki hai?
Vicky –> Next to next week
Amit –> BC mere pass toh kapde bhi nahi hai daalne ko :/
Vicky –> Hahaha
Amit –> Has kya raha hai? Main Kacche-baniyan mein hi aajaunga
Vicky –> Oh tu juloos naa nikaldio mera
Chup-Chap se badiya se kapde lelio
Amit –> Paise tera baap dega?
Vicky –> Tu fir baap par pahunch gaya?
Amit –>
(2hours later)
*Tring-Tring*
Misha –> Hello Kahan par ho aap?
Vicky –> Tum kahan par ho?
Misha –> Abhi hostel mein -__-
Vicky –> College gate ke pass milo 10 minute me
Misha –> Ok
Vicky –>
*Phone Cut*
Amit –> Kahan jaara hai?
Vicky –> Misha se milne.. Tu chalra hai saath?
Amit –> Tu jaa , main baad me aata !!
Vicky –> Call kardio merko !! Main College gate ke pass hi milunga
Amit –> Ok.
(Near College Gate)
Misha –> Hi
Vicky –> Ishana ni aayi?
Misha –> Nahi wo assignments bnari hai
Vicky –> What about you? Tumne nahi bnani kya?
Misha –> Khud bnai hai kabhi tumne assignment jo merko bol rahe ho? :/ Khud ek file nahi khareedi hogi kabhi Zindagi mein ://
Vicky –>
Wo uncle ne bola hai naa ki meri princess , meri angel , meri rajkumari ka dhyan rakhna so…
Misha –> Ufff main waapis jaaun apne hostel agar tumne ye sab bakwas karni hai?
Vicky –> Gussa
Acha baitho ab yahan !!
Misha –> Yahan par kahan baithe?
Vicky –> Yahan saamne parapet par :/
Misha –> Ganda hai ye.. Dust dekho
Vicky –> Nahi gandi hoti teri jeans
Misha –> Acha Acha baitho..
Vicky –> Hmmm
Misha –> So Kitna yaad kiya mujhe?
Vicky –> Jitna tumne mujhe kiya
Misha –> Maine toh bilkul bhi nahi kiya tumhe miss
Vicky –> Tabhi har-waqt phone , kabhi whatsapp karti rehti thi merko
Misha –> Shutup !!
Vicky –> Haath Kaisa hai?
Misha –> Ab toh theek hai..
Vicky –> Hmmm….
Misha –> Ye Kya kar rahe ho tum? Hath kyun pakad rahe ho?
Vicky –> Dekhra hun
Isn’t this dressing is way too tight to you?
Misha –> Nahi theek hai itna. Parso tak ye bhi utar jaayegi
Vicky –> That’s good
Misha –> Ab hath chodo… Sab dekh rahe hai
Vicky –> Toh kya hogya? Dekhne do
Misha –> Tum sach mein pagal ho !!
Vicky –> Haan jab tujhe dekha thaa pehli baar , tab hogya thaa
Misha –> Hehehe tum bhi naa..
Vicky –> Girlfriend ke sath flirt karne ka alag hi mazza hai
Misha –> Flirt? You…..
Vicky –> Oye lag jaayegi…. aaram se
Misha –> *Slow Slap*
Vicky –> Main maaru thapad ab ?
Misha –> Maarlo -_-
Vicky –> Jaa maaf kiyaa
(After 2 days)
Amit –> Aaj itni jaldi kaise taiyaar hogya tu college jaane ke liye?
Vicky –> Hospital jaana hai yaar…
Amit –> Hospital? Kya hogya? Fir se pet kharab hogya kya tera?
Vicky –> Wo Misha ki dressing remove karwaani hai … Isliye jaana hai kamine !!
Amit –> Oh Okay Okay !! Par Uske liye Hospital ki kya zaroorat? Patti hi utarni hai sirf :/
Vicky –> Oh yaar fir bhi…. Medicine wagara bhi puchlunga naa baaki
Amit –> Tu toh saala husband bngya
Vicky –> Yaar subha-subah mat kiya kar dimag khrab mera :/
Amit –> Gussa kyun hota hai , mazak hi kiya hai
Vicky –>
Amit –> Kab nikalna hai fir?
Vicky –> Jab Misha ka phone aayega
Amit –> Solan aari wo khud?
Vicky –> Hmmm…
(Tring-Tring)
Vicky –> (le aagya phone..) Badi lambi umar hai tumhari?
Misha –> Kyun kya huaa?
Vicky –> Abhi main aur Amit tumhare baare mein hi baat kar rahe the
Misha –> Oh waao
Acha Kahan par ho?
Vicky –> Room par. Tum Kahan pahunchi?
Misha –> Main Solan phunchne waali hu 2minute mein.. Kahan miloge merko?
Vicky –> Jahan bus stop hai naa wahan par milta hu 10 minute mein
Misha –> Ok. Jaldi aana
*Phone-Cut*
Vicky –> Acha main jaara fir… Darwaaza kardio band !!
Amit –> College ni jaana kya aaj !!
Vicky –> Terko college hi milunga main directly…
Amit –> BC main puch nahi raha tujhse , bta raha hun ki maine college nahi jaana aaj :/
Vicky –> Kyun?
Amit –> Aise hi.. Aaj rest karna hai bhai ne room mein
Itne dino baad toh dhoop nikli hai
Vitamin D Khaaunga
(2 hours Later)
“After removal of bulky dressing, Misha & Vicky having just come out from hospital”
Misha –> Ab free lagra hai kaafi yaar
Vicky –> Dressing bhi 2-3 layers mein thi afterall !! Free toh lagega hi
Misha –> Hmmm
Vicky –> Fir College chale waapis yaa market jaakar kuch khaana hai pehle?
Misha –> Hmm tum btao..
Vicky –> Pehle kuch khaa lete hai !! Amit bhi aaj college nahi aaya hoga so college jaakar mera hi pappu bnega
Misha –> Amit bhaiya kyun nahi gaye college?
Vicky –> Rest kar raha hai room par wo kamina
Misha –> Room se yaad aaya , maine tumhara kabhi room nahi dekha..
Vicky –> Toh?
Misha –> Toh Kyaa? Room Chalte hai , issi bahane tumhara room bhi dekhlungi aur Amit bhaiya se bhi mil lungi
Vicky –> Room kya karna dekh kar…. Yahan kuch khaa lete hai pehle :/
Misha –> Maggi lejaate hai , room jaakar khaayenge
Bahot mazza aayega
Vicky –> (isko mazze ki lagri hai…yahan fatt kar haath mein aari hai !! Ab kya karu? Amit ko text karta hun..) :O
Misha –> Kya hua? Chup kyun hogye?
Vicky –> Nahi nahi Kuch nahi hua , let’s go
Misha –> Yeah
(Whatsapp Convo b/w Amit and Vicky)
Vicky –> Kahan par hai ?
Amit –> Room par ..
Vicky –> Misha aari hai , jaldi safai kar.
Amit –> Kya bolra hai be?
Vicky –> BC Misha aari hai room par. Jaldi se safai krde room ki..
Amit –> Wo kyun aari hai?
Vicky –> Yaar merko ni pata, tu fata-fat se safai karde please… 15minute mein pahunch jaayenge hum room :/
Amit –> Yaar tu bhi naa… Kya safai karu ab 15minute mein?
Vicky –> Tu bus Cigratte aur Beer ki bottle gayab karde …baaki main dekhlunga.
Amit –> Yaar pehle nahi btaaa sakta thaa tu?
Vicky –>> Yaar Amit jitna bola hai utna karde pehle bhai.. Aur perfume wagara maardio room par..
Amit –> Acha
*Conversation Over*
Misha –> Kitni dur aur hai tumhara room?
Vicky –> Bus 5minute aur…
Misha –> Aadhe ghante se tumhare ‘5 min aur’ hi khatam nahi hore :/ Huh
Vicky –> Sachmein 5minute mein hum room honge
Misha –> Pakka naa?
Vicky –> Hmmm..
…to be continued
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