Vicky –> Kaun?
Anamika –> I’m anamika…
Vicky –> Kaun anamika?
Anamika –> Main Misha ki friend bol rahi hun…. Chandigarh se !!
Vicky –> (Ye Kya scene hai?) Hanji bolo?
Anamika –> Tumne meri friend ko hurt kaise kiya? Tum ladke apne aap ko samajhte kya ho?
Vicky –> Meri Baat karwaana Misha se :/
Anamika –> (Tujhse baat karne ko bol raha hai?)
Misha –> (Mujhe nahi karni usse koi baat , tu bhi phone kaat de yaar anamika plzz)
Anamika –> Wo tumse baat nahi karna chahti -_-
…and then Vicky look at his ‘Beer Mug’ and have nothing to say !!
*Phone Cut*
Misha –> What did he say on phone call?
Anamika –> Phone Kaat diya usne :/
Misha –> Maine bola thaa naa ‘mat kar usko phone’
Anamika –> Par tunne hi bola thaa ‘breakup ka reason puch’
(Meantime at Ice-Spice Bar)
Vicky –> Bar Kab tak khuula hai?
Waiter –> 11:30 bje tak sir….
Vicky –> Ek Tuborg aur aAkshayegi kya?
Waiter –> Jee Sir…
Vicky –> Aur sun , channel toh change karde yaar… Kabse Zee Cinema ki maa-behan ek kar rakhi tumne :/
Waiter –> Abhi badal dete hai
Vicky –> Peeche kar 2minute peeche kar… haan ye lagade MTV !!
Waiter –>
(and then Vicky Begins singing along with TV)
“Chadariya jeeni re jeeni
Chadariya jeeni re jeeni
Aankhein bhini yeh, bhini yeh, bhini
Yaadein jheeni re, jheeni re, jheeni”
(While on other side)
Manager –> Kitne ka bill bangya iss ladke kaa?
Waiter –> 600+
Manager –> Agar ab fir maange ‘beer’ toh boldena bar band hogya hai
Waiter –> Jee
*Back to Chd*
(Misha lathering her hair, as she also sang along to the same music)
“Aisa bhi kya milna, saath hoke tanha
Aisi kyu saza hamne hai payi, Raanjhana ve
Phir se mujhe jeena, tujhpe hai marna
Phir se dilne di hai yeh duhaai, Saajna re
Lakiron pe likh di kyu judaai”
Anamika –> Yaar ye waala song mujhe send kario
Misha –> Hmmm Ok !! Bluetooth On hai?
Anamika –> Ruk… haan ab bhejde !! Sexy song hai yaar ye
Misha –> ‘Rihanna’ hai tere bluetooth ka naam?
Anamika –> Haan..
Misha –> Aaya ‘Accept’ ka option?
Anamika –> Ye kya? Tere Bluetooth ka naam ‘Vicky<3Misha’?
Misha –> (Ye kaise bhulgayi main ki mere bluetooth ka naam Vicky ne change kiya tha last month) Tu Accept karle pehle bus :/
Anamika –> Misha Teri aankho mein aansu?
Misha –> Wo ‘song’ bahot acha hai naa aur uske lyrics so….
Anamika –> So? So what behna?
Misha –> So ab sojaaate hai meri behna, 11 baj gaye
Mumma ajayenge warna room par
(At Solan)
Rohan –> Bhai ab sirf ek bar bacha hai ‘Ice-Spice’
Amit –> Hmmm chalkar dekhte hai yaar…. ek toh phone bhi nahi uthaara saala !!
Rohan –> Acha hua main gaadi le aaya , warna bike mein toh marjaana tha thand se :/
Amit –> Hmmm….
(At Ice Spice Bar)
Rohan –> Wo baitha hai saamne, thankgod milgya !!
Amit –> Uffff….
…and then Amit approached his friend Vicky and tapped his shoulder.
Vicky –> Tu?
Amit –> Ye Kya haalat banai hui hai tunne? :/
Vicky –> Matlab?
Amit –> BC 4 ghante se gayab ho rakha hai tu , naa koi phone naa koi atta-patta tera aur yahan baithkar aaram se daaru peera hai?
Vicky –> Tu peeyega?
Amit –> Rohan isko samjha bhai , warna maine yahi ‘thapedna’ isko :@
Vicky –> Rohan tu…? Tu yahan kaise?
Rohan –> Ye pakad….
Vicky –> Rumaal? Rumaal kyun bhai?
Rohan –> Aankhein pochle apni !!
Amit –> Aur ye kya drame hai tere? Yahan senti hone aaya thaa kyaa?
Vicky –> Main nahi ro raha yaar… wo bus Varun dhawan ki movie ka song aara tha abhi 10min pehle toh uske lyrics dil ko chugye the :’) Main nahi ro raha tha sach-mein -_-
Amit –> Chal uth ab !!
Vicky –> Beer mangwaau? Bolo peeni tumne?
Amit –> Rohan ye wallet pakad mera !! Tu bill de , tab tak main isko niche gaadi mein baithatha hun !!
Rohan –> Oh Amit bhai, isko apni jeb mein hi rakho , main deraa hu naa bill !!
Vicky –> Oyee baawa log I’m absolutely fine yaar haahaha aur sharab maine pee hai , so bill tum kyun bharoge? Tum saale D.C lage ho koi?
Rohan –> Amit tu niche lekar chal isko , main aaya fir 5minute mein !! Ye pakad gaaadi ki chaabhi…
(At Counter)
Rohan –> Bhaiya Kitne huye?
Manager –> 660/-
Rohan –> Ye lo…
Waiter –> Aapka naam kya Amit hai?
Rohan –> Nahi.. Wo jo dusra aaya tha mere sath uska naam Amit hai. Kyun? Kya hua?
Waiter –> Unka naam liye jaa rahe the ye bhaiya kabse. Bol rahe the ‘Amit yahan hota , toh mujhe rota dekh gaaliya maarta’
Rohan –> Ye Ro kyun raha tha waise?
Waiter –> Pata nahi kissi madam ka phone aaya tha inko shayad , aur fir phone kat-te hi rone lag pade !!
Rohan –> Hmmm , ye pakad !!
Waiter –> Nahi sir nahi….
Rohan –> Arre rakhle mere bhai , quarter toh aa hi jaayega iska
Waiter –> Sir main sharab nahi peeta :’)
Rohan –> Hmmm fir bhi rakhle bhai !!
Waiter –> Kissi ne pehli daffa mujhe dil se ‘bhai’ bola
Rohan –> Acha ab tu mujhe senti mat kar , fir kabhi milte hai
Tata
Waiter –>
(20minutes later)
Rohan –> Waiter bolrha tha terko kissi ‘bndi’ ka phone aaya aur tu rone lag pada?
Vicky –> Nahi toh -_-
Amit –> Misha ka phone tha kyaa?
Vicky –> Uski friend Anamika ka aaya thaa
Amit –> Kya boli?
Vicky –> Kuch nahi , Misha ne baat nahi ki mujhse toh maine phone kaatdiya !!
Amit –> Tu ab bhi usse baat karna chahta hai?
Vicky –> Hmmmmm…..
Rohan –> Scene kya hai? Merko btaao puraa :/
Vicky –> Scene ko maar goli , pehle song chalao Varun dhawan waala
Rohan –> Mere pass nahi hai wo song !!
Vicky –> Download karo abhi -_-
Amit –> Yaar Vicky Chup kar , waise bhi room pahunchne waale hum 2 minute mein :/
Vicky –> Misha se baat karni hai mujhe !!
Amit –> Kal karenge bhai. Abhi tu nashe mein hai…
Vicky –> ‘I’m absolutely fine’ . Mujhe abhi karni hai usse baat :/
Amit –> Yaar Vicky kal karlio mere bhai !! Abhi raat hogayi , wo sogayi hogi !! Tu bhi rest kar ab .
Rohan –> Amit milaane de isko phone !!
*Tring-Tring*
..and all calls went unanswered !!
(At room)
Vicky –> Uthaa nahi rahi wo phone !!
Rohan –> So gayi hogi bhai wo… Kal karenge usse baat ab
Amit –> Acha ab rest karle . Theek hai?
Vicky –> Hmmm !!
….and suddenly Vicky fall asleep on a sofa while holding his cell phone !!
Rohan –> Ye toh sogya bhai !! Ab main bhi chalu fir?
Amit –> Yahin sojaa yaar tu. Ab raat ko kahan jaayega ghar?
Rohan –> Yaar subah ghar par kaam hai !!
Amit –> Subah jaldi uthkar chale jaaio , aaj yahin sojaa naa mere pass
Rohan –> Hmmm par subah jaldi uthkar nikal jaaunga main ghar ko !! Okay?
Amit –> Haan koi scene nahi !!
Rohan –> Aur Vicky ke hath se mobile nikal le… isko toh koi hosh nahi nashe mein..
Amit –> Ek toh jab se isne breakup kiya hai tab se neend haraam kar rakhi isne apni yaar…
Rohan –> Isne khud breakup kiya bndi ke sath?
Amit –> Haan bhai.. Mota scene hai !! Ye samajh bndi ki khushi ke liye sacrifice kardiya isne !!
Rohan –> Aisi kya khushi thi bndi ki? Tu toh bol raha tha bndi ke bhi bure haal huye we hai ro-rokar
Amit –> Terko btaunga scene purra !!
Rohan –> Abhi bata !!
Amit –> Yaar ek ‘Akashdeep’ hai, bndi ke ex hota tha !! Toh usne ……………………………..aisa aisa kiya aur Vicky ko bola agar breakup nahi karega toh pics leak kardunga !!
Rohan –> Oh BC !! Banda ni maara tumne wo?
Amit –> Chup rehkar hi bhalai hai yaar Rohan…
Rohan –> Apna Vicky itna Samajhdhar or mature niklega , maine kabhi nahi socha tha !!
Amit –> Yahin toh Khaas baat hai saale mein
(Very Next Morning)
(At Chandigarh)
Misha –> 15missed calls?
Anamika –> Kya huaa? Subah Subah kiski missed calls aagayi?
Misha –> Vicky ki :O
Anamika –> Kyaa?
Misha –> Hmm ye dekh… Raat ko 12:33 ki hai…
Anamika –> Raat ko kya daura pada hoga usko?
Misha –> Call back karu?
Anamika –> Teri marzi
Misha –> Tu bol naa?
Anamika –> Karle call , dekhte hai kya bolta hai !!
(Tring-Tring)
Amit –> Alarm bajra bhai , band karde uthkar !!
Rohan –> BC alarm toh lagaya bhi nahi thaa maine , shayad Vicky ka phone bajra ye dusre room mein !!
Amit –> Oh yaaar ‘Misha’ Calling..
Rohan –> Kya hua?
Amit –> Vicky ki bndi ka aara phone
Rohan –> Haiiin? Subah 7 bje kyun kar ri phone wo? Pagal hogayi duniya pyar mein. BC sone bhi nahi dete
Amit –> Ab Vicky ko uthau?
Rohan –> Wo 10 bje se pehle nahi uththaa , haalat nahi dekhi tunne kal raat uski.
Amit –> Ab?
Rohan –> Ab phone silent kar aur sojaa….
Misha –> Nahi uthaaya usne -_-
Anamika –> Shayad sora hoga. 7 baje kaun uth thaa hai?
Misha –> Hmmm ….
Anamika –> Chal ab soja tu bhi . 9 baje se pehle mat uthio
(3hours later)
Vicky –> Utho saalo…
Amit –> Uthgya tu? 3 Cup chai bnade bhai
Vicky –> Chal naa… aur mera mobile kahan hai?
Amit –> Wo toh kal raat ghum hogya tha
Vicky –> Btaaa yaar chup chap se..
Amit –> Bola toh ghum hogya !!
Rohan –> Vicky teri bndi ka phone aara tha subah-subah
Vicky –> Yaar faltu bakchodiya paana band karo tum dono :/
Amit –> Saamne table par phone pada hai aur missed calls check krle :/
Rohan –> Haan saale.. Teri wajah se main late hogya ghar ko
Vicky –> Oh pencho… ye toh sachmein phone aa rakha Misha ka…
Amit –> Hmmm toh terko laga hum jhooth bolre? :/
*Tring-Tring*
Misha –> Helo -_-
Vicky –> Tumhara phone thaa?
Misha –> Wo tumhara raat ko phone thaa ? Koi Kaam thaa kyaa?
Vicky –> (Oh Shit !!!) Wo main bus yuhin kar raha tha !! Ye puchna thaa Tum Solan ho kya?
Misha –> (I hate him) Hmmmm nahi… Chd hun. Aur Tumse matlab?
Vicky –> Yaar aisa kyun bol rahi ho?
Misha –> Ab kyun mujhe pareshann kar rahe ho? Tumne breakup karna tha karliya , ab kya chahte ho?
Vicky –> Misha you know naa, ‘I Love you’
Misha –> Goodbye Mr. Vicky
Vicky –> Yaar suno toh…
Misha –> I’m sorry but main fake logo se baat nahi karna chahti . So plzzz don’t disturb me. Bye !!
*Phone Cut*
Amit –> Kahan jaaara hai taiyaar hokar?Doodh lene?
Vicky –> Chandigarh
Amit –> Kya?
Vicky –> Main Chandigarh jaara hu abhi…
Amit –> :O Kya hogya scene?
Rohan –> Vicky scene toh bta…
Vicky –> Misha se milne jaana hai , main fake nahi ho sakta.. Wo kaise bol sakti hai fake merko?
Amit –> Bhai sun… gussa mat kar. Shaant hoja?
Vicky –> Shaant hokar toh scene aur kharab hojaayega , mujhe ab saara sach btana hi padega usko. Itni patience ya ‘dariya dil’ insaan nahi hun main !! Ab patience jawab degayi bhai. Ab Gaadi ki chaabhi kahan rakhdi maine?
Amit –> Rukk.. hum bhi chalte hai fir tere sath chandigarh !!
Vicky –> Jisne chalna hai chalo , mujhe 5minute mein nikalna hai bus.
Amit –> BC mooh-hath toh dhone de :/
….to be continued
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