Wednesday, August 3, 2016

♥ Journey Part 24 ♥




Akash -- Let me think.
Sunny -- Kya lu? Kya pasand hoga usko? Delhi waali
bndi ko kya pasand aata hoga?
Akash -- Vodka?
Sunny -- Aur toh ni kuch?
Akash -- Tunne hi pucha delhi ki bndio ko kya
pasand hai? Toh Vodka unki one of the favourite
cheez hai
Sunny -- Ab woh Bathinda ki bndio ki bhi favourite
hai 😐 Not a big deal bro.
Akash -- Bilkul sahi. Meri bndi har weekend elante
gayi hoti Vodka shot maarne apne dosto ke saath
Sunny -- Jaisa bnda , Waisi bndi xD
Akash -- Kya matlab saale tera? Haram-zyade 😐
Sunny -- Woh sab chod , ye bta Gift kya liya jaaye !!
Akash -- Tu Gift dhoondh , main chala Pastries
khaane
Sunny -- Chup-Chap se yahin reh mere saath !!
(Back to Guru Kashi)
Ishani -- Hui Koi baat teri Sunny se?
Priya -- Nahi yaar , abhi tak toh nahi. Waise Kya
bheja hai Atul ne tere liye?
Ishani -- Pata nahi , surprise hai !!
Priya -- Ohh..
Ishani -- Tu Khud nahi puch sakti Sunny se ki woh
Kab aur Kahan dega Gift?
Priya -- Yaar jab uska text aayega toh main
puchlungi Khud,
Ishani -- Hmmmmm. Chal thik hai.
Priya -- 😛
(Sec 17, Chd)
Sunny -- Saale purra 17 ghumliya , ek cheez toh
suggest karde merko.
Akash -- Bhai main nahi leta koi expensive gifts bndi
ke liye . Toh merko koi knowledge nahi.
Sunny -- Fir bhi kuch toh suggest kar.
Akash -- Rumaal lele , Yaa Lipstick. Aajkal bndio ko
*pout* bnaane ke alawa aur koi kaam toh hota nahi ,
toh Lipstick lele sexy si
Sunny -- Wahi Lipstick woh mere peeche lagayegi
Akash -- Hahaha Jai Hanuman Ji
Sunny -- Anklet Kaisa lagega?
Akash -- Anklet? Woh Kya hota hai?
Sunny -- "Payal" saale 😐
Akash -- Hahahahahaha , bhai Bathinda ko nikle ab.
Warna late hojaani.
Sunny -- Main jaara Anklet lene andar , tu tab tak
pastries le aaa pack karwaake !! Bus mein
Khaayenge saath !!
Akash -- Acha.
...after 1 hour , they got a Haryana Roadways Bus
from sec-43.
Sunny -- Window seat mein merko baithne de please

😐

Akash – aaDha rasta Bad tu aajaio !!
Sunny -- Acha.
Akash -- Aur woh anklet toh dikha ab.
Sunny -- Ye Kahreedi...
Akash -- Kitne ki hai?
Sunny -- 1900 😐
Akash -- 1900? Saale 100 rupee se jyada ki nahi hai
ye
Sunny -- Chandi ki hai harami
Akash -- Bhai Chandi bhi kyun liya , seedha Gold
leleta naa 😐
Sunny -- Gold flake peene ke liye paise nahi hai ab
toh jeb mein
Akash -- Matlab Bathinda tak ki Ticket mujhe
katwaani padegi?
Sunny -- Hmmm. I love you bhai.
Akash -- Harami saala.
(Few minutes later , facebook Conversation between
Sunny and Priya)
Sunny -- Hi.
Priya -- Hello.
Sunny -- Kya kar rahi hai?
Priya -- Baarish dekh rahi hun
Sunny -- Baarish? Upar Baarish ho rahi hai kyaa?
Priya -- Hanji. Tum Kahan ho?
Sunny -- Main toh abhi Chandigarh se nikla hu
Bathinda ke liye.
Priya -- Oh Okay !!
Sunny -- Acha kya tum mujhe Guru Kashi mil sakti
ho?
Priya -- Kyun?
Sunny -- Woh tumhari friend ka Gift dena thaa...
Priya -- Oh Ishani.. Haan Woh bol rahi thi ki Atul ne
Gift bheja hai Sunny ke haath..
Sunny -- Toh mil sakti ho mujhe tum Guru Kashi ke
pass? Main 2 hour tak wahan pahunch jaaunga !!
Priya -- Yaar Wardon nahi aane degi..
Sunny -- Oh.. Ek baar Permission lekar dekhle.
Priya -- Not Possible Yaar. Upar se baaarish lagi hui
hai 😐
Sunny -- Hmmm Its Okay.
Priya -- Tum University aakar dedo Ishani Ko.
Sunny -- Ab University Kaun aayega? Tum Kal Parso
toh Bathinda aa sakti ho Kabhi?
Priya -- Mushkil hai yaar... Iss baar Hum Juniors ki
outing cancel kar di hai H,O.D ne 😐
Sunny -- Okay.
Priya -- May be Next weekend aa jaau Bathinda 😐
Sunny -- Tab tak toh main Delhi pahunch jaaunga
Priya -- Okay,
Sunny -- Chalo apni friend ko bolna ki 2-3 mahine
baad Uska gift dedunga main
Priya -- Lol. She gonna Kill me
Sunny -- Achi baat hai fir toh.
Priya -- Huh Kamina
Sunny --
Priya -- Chalo agar possible huaa toh main tumhe
Guru Kashi milti hu. Agar Wardon maangya toh 😐
Sunny -- Ok btadena mujhe half-an-hour tak.
Priya -- Hanji
*Logout*
(At Guru Kashi University)
Priya -- Meri baat hui thi Sunny se...
Ishani -- Kya bola woh?
Priya -- Bol raha tha agar tum log thodi der mein
Bahar aa sakti ho highway par toh main dedunga..
Ishani -- Highway par? Woh Kahan par hai?
Priya -- Woh Chd se aa raha hoga abhi...
Ishani -- Par Terko pata toh hai Wardon nahi
bhejega !!
Priya -- Hmmm , ab?
Ishani -- Ab... Buttering aur excuse maarte hai koi.
Boldenge jaldi waapis aajayenge !!
Priya -- Par Highway tak kaise jaayenge?
Ishani -- Hmmm , Ramit ko boldenge !! Woh apni
Gaadi lejaayega
Priya -- Hmmm , Pehle Wardon toh permission de !!
Ishani -- Main Wardon se baat kar ke aati hu , tu
Ramit se baat kar aa tab tak.
Priya -- Phone kar ke puch leti hun Usko.
Ishani -- Okay.
*Tring-Tring*
Ramit -- Hello !!
Priya -- Ramit Kahan par hai?
Ramit -- Hostel Kyun?
Priya -- Kya tu abhi humare saath Highway tak chal
sakta hai. Ek Kaam tha..
Ramit – Highway ? Kyun Kya hua? Sab theek hai?
Priya -- Haan Haan !! Woh actually Ishani ko kaam
hai toh !!
Ramit -- Toh Ishani Khud kahan hai?
Priya -- Woh Wardon se permission lene gayi hai
Ramit -- Tum bndiya bhi naa , Chal milta hu
tumharko gate ke pass !!
Priya -- Thankyou so much
Ramit -- Its my pleasure sweetheart.
Priya -- Oye....
Ramit -- arre Mazak mein bola sweetheart terko
Priya -- Hmm tab thik hai !!
(30 minutes later)
*Facebook Conversation*
Priya -- Hum 20 minute mein pahunch jaayege !!
Sunny -- Okay Okay. Hum bhi 30-35 minute mein
Guru Kashi pahunch jaayenge
Priya -- Okay see you there.
Sunny -- Hmmm Bye
*Tring-Tring*
Ramit -- Kahan ho tum dono?
Priya -- Yaar Ishani ka wait kar rahi hun...
Ramit -- Woh abhi tak aayi ni Wardon se milkar?
Priya -- Nahi !! Pata nahi kahan rehgayi !!
Ramit -- Bevkuf bnadiya tumne lagta mera
Priya -- Nahi Nahi...
Ramit -- Atleast tu toh neeche aaja.
Priya -- Hmm atti hun.
(After 5minutes)
Priya -- Kahan rehgayi thi tu? Ramit neeche humara
wait kar raha hai.
Ishani -- Wardon ne permission nahi di
Priya -- What? Tu Sach bol rahi hai?
Ishani -- Kutta Kamina saala. Bolta I can't allow
you !! Sunday ko chale jaana...
Priya -- Tunne kuch bola nahi usko?
Ishani -- Maine bola ki mere papa bimar hai , toh
Unko Bathinda jaana hai milne IGMC
Priya -- Fir?
Ishani -- Fir Bolta "Dean" se permission lekar aao aur
meri baat karwaao apni parents se.. Fir main Chup
hogayi 😐
Priya -- Hmmm !! Maine toh Ramit ko bi boldiya
thaa..
Ishani -- Woh Kahan hai?
Priya -- Neeche wait kar raha hai humara.
Ishani -- Phone kar ke bolte ki program cancel 😐
Priya -- Pagal hai, main nahi bolti. Tu bolde khud.
Ishani -- Tera jyada acha friend hai aur tu uski secret
crush bhi hai , so tu bolde.
Priya -- No Way !!
Ishani -- Toh Phone Switch Off kar ke soja
Priya -- Tu bhi ghatiya idea diya kar !! Tu baith yahin
, main mil aati hun usse !!
Ishani -- Okay.
(Whilst in Haryana Roadways)
Sunny -- Humarko Guru Kashi rukna hai..
Akash -- Kyun bhai?
Sunny -- Woh Ishani ko uska Gift dena hai 😐
Akash -- Kaun Ishani?
Sunny -- Yaar atul ki bndi , aur Priya ki dost.. Btaya
toh thaa terko ki usko gift dena hai !!
Akash -- Yaar pagal kardiya tumne merko !! Chup
Chap se Bathinda chal . Kal dedio usko Gift !!
Sunny -- Kal nahi aa paayegi woh !!
Akash --
Sunny -- Uncle Rokna zarra...
Conductor -- Rokre hai rokre.. Khaadja 2 minute !!
Conductor -- Guru Kashi waale?
Sunny -- Chal bhi utar jaldi..
Akash -- Kya yaar...
(At Guru Kashi)
Akash -- Saale 15 minute hogye , kahan rehgayi teri
bndiyaa?
Sunny -- Yaa usne toh bola thaa 'hum 20 minute
mein aajayenge', saala 1 ghanta hone ko aagya ab
toh !!
Akash -- Itni baarish mein Woh nahi aati yaar. Fudu
bnadiya tera
Sunny -- 10 minute wait karte , agar nahi aayi toh
chalte hai Bathinda !!
Akash -- Phone kar ke toh puch usko.
Sunny -- Mere pass number nahi hai uska , abhi sirf
facebook par hi chat karte hai hum dono
Akash -- Hey Bhagwaan.
Sunny(in his mind) -- (Aise Kaise Kar sakti hai woh
mere saath? Kahin revenge toh nahi leri woh ussdin
kaa)
... To Be Continued
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