Wednesday, August 10, 2016

♥ Journey Part 44 ♥



sunny

Sunny–> Saala abhi tak nahi aaya , pata nahi kahan

margya ye Akash
Prashant –> 8 bajne waale hai bhai , Delhi 5 bje se
pehle nahi pahunchte hum. Aur Fir Raghvi ki gaadi
bhi chodni padegi humarko uske ghar par
Sunny–> Oh yaar ye toh bhul hi gya tha main ki
raghvi ko uski gaadi bhi deni hai 
Prashant –> Isiliye Jaldi bol Akash ko aane ko …
Sunny–> Phone Karta usko.
Prashant –> Hmmm..
(Tring-Tring)
Akash –> Hello !!
Sunny–> Kahan margya tu?
Akash –> Joote daalra hu .. Tum Kahan ho?
Sunny–> 10 minute se tera wait kar rahe hai upar
Jaldi aaa , time se pahunchna bhi hai.
Akash –> Aagya … Aagyaaaa 2minute mein!!
*Phone Cut*
(10 minutes later)
Prashant –> Kal se office BC
Sunny–> Main toh bolra hu koi business karte hai koi
apna?
Prashant –> Kis cheez kaa?

Sunny–> Snooker Kholte apna

Prashant –> Acha aur kuch
Sunny–> Fir Delhi mein koi Pub/Club khole?
Prashant –> Naa toh mera baap ambani hai , naa tera
baap ratan tata Club toh door ki baat , momos
ka stall nahi khol paayenge hum
Sunny–> Momos se yaad aaya , Priya ko text kardu ki
“I’m leaving for delhi”
Prashant –> Le , Akash bhi aagya saamne se
Sunny–> Aagya woh?
Akash –> Goodmorning bhaio
Prashant –> Goodmorning bhai !!
Akash –> Saale subah-subah toh phone ka peecha
chod de
Sunny–> Priya ko kar raha thaa text saale Aur
Itna late kyun aaya tu?
Akash –> Bhai itni jaldi uthne ki aadat nahi hai isilye
thoda late hona toh bnta hai
Sunny–> Saala Kumbhkaran !!
Prashant –> Fir Chale ?
Akash –> Haan bhai karo gaadi start aap…
Sunny–> Jai Maata di
Akash –> Bum Bum Bhole
Prashant –> Jai Maharashtra
Sunny–> Hahahahahaha Ye bola marathi
….and then they start off their journey in this
spiritual way
Akash –> Breakfast kahan par karna hai?
Sunny–> Ab toh Delhi pahunch kar hi pet-pooja
karenge
Akash –> Pagal hai tu Prashant bhai aage kissi
acha sa dhaba dekhkar gaadi rokdena !!
Prashant –> Akash bhai aunty ne hum logo ke liye
paranthe pack kar ke diye hai . Woh khaayenge thodi
der mein Tension not !!

Akash –> Aunty ne diye? Mazza aagya ab toh

Sunny–> Par Chai toh peeni padni bhai !!
Prashant –> Guru Kashi mein peelenge chai toh
Kyun Akash bhai?
Sunny–> BC Guru Kashi ka naam zaruri hai lena?
Akash –> Chal University mein peelenge chai Ab
Khush?
Sunny–> Shutup !! Chai Cancel
Akash –> “Shyama Dhaba ” peete hai Chai fir.
SunnyRemember your first unofficial lunch with Priya
at Shyama Dhaba ?
Sunny–> Bhai please woh sab yaad mat dila , warna
delhi nahi pahunchta main Kya din te woh bhi
Prashant –> Shyama Dhaba ka kya scene hai? Merko
bhi btaao
Akash –> Abhi toh journey start hui hai , puri story
btaunga aapko bhai , kaise kaise Priya aur Sunnyki
journey start hui thi
Sunny–> Prashant ,
‪#‎My_Love_My_Life‬ page
follow karlio , wahan par miljaayegi story terko.
Prashant –> Hahahaha
(3 hour later , at Panchkula light)
Sunny–> Ye raasta Chandigarh ko jaata hai prashant.
Prashant –> Ye waala?
Sunny–> Haan Yahan se Right lekar.
Akash –> Yaar Chandigarh chale thodi der ke liye?
Main apni bndi se bhi mil lunga 
Sunny–> Chal-e-Chal chup chap se baithe reh peeche
Akash –> 
Prashant –> Akash bhai aapki bndi chd ki hai?
Akash –> Chandigarh mein padhti hai bhai , Waise
basically Maur ki hai !!

Prashant –> Maur ?

Sunny–> Bathinda ke aage ko hai..
Prashant –> Maur lolzz. What a funny name
Sunny–> Tere Bandra , Andheri, Juhu se toh acha hi
hai Bandra looks like bandar , andheri looks like
andhera
Akash –> And Juhu looks alike Juhi Chawla xD
Hahahahaha
Prashant –> Tum saale personal kyun hojaate ho
Sunny–> Aise hi Bura laga?
Prashant –> Thoda saa
Sunny–> Awwwwwwwwww but we don’t care
Prashant –> Haramjyada saaala
(3 hours later)
(Near Panipat)
*Lunch time*
Akash –> Bahot Jyada Bhook lagri hai yaar..
Prashant –> Saalo merko dekho jo 6 ghante se drive
kar raa..
Akash –> Ab main chala lunga gaadi..
Sunny–> Nahi , main chalaunga 
Akash –> Licence hai?
Sunny–> Nahi :/ Par Aadhar Card hai 
Akash –> Fir Chup chap se baith 
Prashant –> Fir Kya order kare?
Akash –> Rajma Chawal?
Prashant –> Special thali mangwaate 
Sunny–> Dekhlo jo mangwaana tum dono ne , main
tab tak Priya se baat kar ke aaya :/ 3 missed calls
aa rakhi uski !!
Akash –> Tu kya khaayega?
Sunny–> Kuch bhi mangwaalo !! Par meetha mein
Kheer mangwaalena 
Prashant –> Okay.
*Tring-Tring*
Priya –> Hello 

Sunny–> Tumhara Phone thaa?

Priya –> Phone nahi uthaaya jaata tumse?
Sunny–> Sunaai nahi diyaa :/
Priya –> Fir Kahan par ho?
Sunny–> Abhi hum Panipat ke pass hai , lunch karne
ke liye rukke hai . Tum btaao Kya chalra hai?
Priya –> Yahan par baarish ho rahi hai halki-halki 
Sunny–> Ohh !! Matlab aasman ro raha hai mere
jaane se 
Priya –> Hahahahaha Oh really?
Sunny–> Yes 
 Aur Priya nahi ro rahi kya mere jaane
se?
Priya –> Main Kyun roungi?
Sunny–> Kyunki… Pata nahi 
 Huh
Priya –> Hahaha aur Delhi kitni door hai abhi?
Sunny–> 2 Ghante aur !!
Priya –> Matlab 4 bje tak pahunch jaaoge timely 
Sunny–> Hmmm agar traffic Jam nahi hua toh 
 Acha
thodi der mein karte hai baat. Akash bulaara hai
lunch ke liye 
Priya –> Akash? Woh Kahan se aagya?
Sunny–> Usko hum apne saath le aaye , delhi
ghumaane 
Priya –> Lol tum log bhi naa…
Sunny–> Hum log bhi kitne sexy hai naa?
Priya –> You people are insane. Got this?
Sunny–> Yup sweetheart , got it very well 
Priya –> Chalo do your lunch. Delhi pahunch kar Call
karna

Sunny–> Sure 

Priya –> Bye, Love you Sunny–> Bye 
Priya –> HuhSunny–> Kya huaa?
Priya –> Reply kaun karega?
Sunny–> Kiska reply? 
Priya –> Kuch nahi. Bye :/
Sunny–> I love you too Bye 
Priya –> Hmmm Bye !!
*Phone Cut*
Sunny–> Tum logo ne start bhi kardiya ?
Akash –> Saale ye koi daaru thoda bhi hai jo “cheers”
ke saath hi start hogi 
Sunny–> Wait toh kar sakte te :/
Prashant –> Saale Kab se bula rahe te terko par tu
phone mein busy thaa. Ab hum apna khaana thanda
hone ka wait karte yaa tere phone cut kaa? Tu kkhud
btaa?
Sunny–> Dekhlunga tumharko saalo !! Aur ye kya
mangwaaliyaa? Kadi Chawal?
Prashant –> Mujhe pasand hai , tunne khaane hai toh
khaa warna bhaad mein jaa :/
Sunny–> Huh. Akash thode se rajma toh daal plate
mein 
Akash –> Apni alag se mangwaale plate :/
Sunny–> Bade Kanjoos ho tum saalo :/
Akash –> Issi ka naam Sansaar hai 
Sunny–> Chup saale Rajesh khanna ki aulaad :/
Akash –> Tu Chup kar saale Johnny lever ke bhai 
Prashant –> Yaar chup chap se khaana khaalo…
Gaaliya baad mein dedena :/

Sunny–> :/

Prashant –> Jaldi khaao , shaam ko Truck’o ka Jaam
lagna start hojaata hai delhi border par warna 
Sunny–> Haan ye bhi hai . Jaldi khaaa oye Akash aur
fir bill dekar aaja 
Akash –> Mere pass nahi hai paise -_-
Sunny–> Beta Rajma nahi diye te naa tunne , ab Bill
terko hi bharna padega 
 Hahaha
Akash –> Hadh hai saale :/ Tu toh ‘badla’ lene par
aagya -_-
(2 hours later)
*Welcome to Delhi*
Sunny–> Ye hai bhai tera Delhi !! Dekh le dhang se !!
Akash –> Bol toh aise raha hai jaise Singapore ho ye
Prashant –> Hahahahaha
Akash –> BC Kahin par bhi chale jaao , traffic itna
jyada pata nahi kyun hota hai !!
Sunny–> Yahan delhi mein “Horn” ki jagah aur kuch
sun ne ko nahi milta bhai !!
Akash –> Hmm lag raha hai woh toh !!
Prashant –> Fir Pehle Raghvi ke ghar jaana hai naa?
Sunny–> Aur ni toh kyaa…
Prashant –> Hmmm phone kar ke bolde usko ki hum
aadhe-ghante mein uski gaadi dene aa rahe hai uske
ghar ke pass !!
Sunny–> Merse ni hogi baat usse 
Akash –> Main karu baat bndi se?
Sunny–> Chup bey Boss Dk !!
Prashant –> Tu itna fattu kyun hai Sunny ?
Sunny–> Tu apne aap ko itna shaana kyun samajhta
hai Prashant?
Prashant –> Bumbai , bombai se hai kyunki tera bhai
Sunny–> Hasna thaa?

Prashant –> Haan hasle abhi , baad mein Priya ne jo

rulaana hai terko 
Sunny–> Kya matlab be tera?
Prashant –> Kuch nahi. Phone laga tu Raghvi ko ,
main karta hu baat !!
Sunny–> Main karlunga baat usse , samjhaa?
*Tring-Tring*
Raghvi –> Haalo !!
Sunny–> Hi Ragvi , Sunnyhere 
Raghvi –> I Know dumbo , I’ve saved your number in
my contact list 
Sunny–> Oh Okay 
 Well Kahan par ho aap?
Raghvi –> Main abhi friends ke saath aayi thi C.P !!
Kyun?
Sunny–> Woh tumhari gaadi deni thi , toh ?
Raghvi –> Tum Delhi aagye kyaa?
Sunny–> Yeah abhi enter huye hai..
Raghvi –> Then why don’t you come and join us? My
friend is throwing her a birthday party at connaught
place 
Sunny–> Party?
Akash –> Part? Kaisi Party? Rave Party? Kahan par?
Sunny–> (Chup kar jaa be tu) Ek second tum prashant
se baat karo.
Prashant –> Hello !!
Raghvi –> Haan Prashant Kahan par ho tum log?
Prashant –> Hum ITC hotel ki lane par hai abhi …
Raghvi –> Aisa karo tum CP aajao , yahan party karte
hai !!
Prashant –> Nahi raghvi , you enjoy with your friends.
Raghvi –> Arre tumne waise bhi gaadi handover karni
hai naa mujhe , so don’t be nuts and just come here
Prashant –> Okay. CP Pahunchkar I’ll call you 

Raghvi –> Yeah Okay 

*Phone Cut*
Prashant –> Raghvi toh party ke liye bulaari !! Ab?
Sunny–> Uski gaadi drop kar ke hum apne room ko
chale jaayenge bus pakad kar.
Prashant –> Terko Raghvi ki nature pata toh hai , woh
jaane nahi degi
Sunny–> Yaar ye toh scene padgya. Ab?
Akash –> Party karne mein problem kya hai fir? Let’s
have some fun guys. Maine Delhi mein Kabhi party
experience bhi nahi ki.
Sunny–> Hmmm , Bhai ek baar party karli naa toh
gandi aadat padjaati hai !! Toh Fir chalna hai kyaa?
Saala ye bhi nahi pata ki kiski birthday party hai?
Prashant –> Yahi toh scene hora hai. But aana toh
padega yaar ab .Jyada nahi sochna padta , waise bhi
raghvi invite kar rahi hai hum logo ko 
Akash –> Issi bahaane Raghvi se bhi mil lunga main
tumhari Aur Uski friends se bhi Dekhun toh
delhi ki bndiya hoti kaisi hai 
Sunny–> Hahaha lagau phone teri Maur waali ko
saale ?
..
..
To be continued

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