Random friend –> arre !! Amit toh hostel aara hai ab !! Bol raha tha Solan mein dil nahi lagta toh Hostel life experience kar leta hu !! Tu nahi aara kya hostel?
Vicky –> Nahi yaar main toh nahi aara.. Amit sachmein hostel aara hai?
Random friend –> Haan haan !! Terko btaya nahi usne kya? Kaise bestfriends ho tum saalo?
Vicky –> *Shocked*
Random friend –> Toh Chalra hai naa tu fir upar hostel mein party karne?
Vicky –> Kabhi aur bhai.. aaj nahi!! Merko thoda kaam hai. Waapis Solan jaana padega -_-
Random friend –> Okay !!
Vicky –> Hmmm
(50 minutes later)
(At Boys Hostel)
Amit –> Kitne bnde hai hum? Ussi ke hisab se ‘Peg’ bnaunga main !!
Yatin(Hosteller) –> Hum 3 bnde hai !! Tu , main aur ye.
Random friend –> Oye main bhi hun !!
Yatin –> Tu Kahan chala gya thaa be? Aur Darwaaza band kar ke aa…
Random friend –> Main bndi se milne gaya thaa…usse pehle merko Vicky mil gaya tha canteen ke pass !! Isiliye late hogya… Tumne bottle toh nahi kholi naa??
Yatin –> Vicky? Wo college aaya wa thaa kya aaj?
Random friend –> Nahi !! Shayad apni bndi ko drop karne aaya thaa hostel
Yatin –> Wo bhi bndibaaz hi bngya jab se Pyar hua waa usko !! Dosto ko bhulgya saala -_-
Random friend –> Amit?
Amit –> Haan bhai…
Random friend –> Tera aur Vicky ka koi scene hua hai kya?
Amit –> Nahi toh !!
Random friend –> Fir tunne uska room kyun chod diya? Aur naa wo aaj hostel aaya, even maine bola usko ki Amit ki party hai aaj hostel mein…par wo fir bhi nahi aaya !! Kuch toh scene hua hai tumhara pakka :/
Yatin –> Haan lagta toh merko bhi hai kuch. Warna tunne aajtak Hostel ko gaaliya hi maari hai , aur ab achaanak se yahan aagya wo bhi rehne ke liye?
Amit –> Yaar scene wagara kuch nahi hua !! Thodi si behas-wagara hogayi thi aaj subah uske sath morning mein !!
Yatin –> Toh tunne room hi chod diya ?
Amit –> Yaar bhaio aaj party karni hai naa humne? So faltu mein kyun mood khrab karna apna. Enjoy Karo..!!
Yatin –> Hmmmmm
Amit –> Fir btao kitne bnde hai hum ?
Yatin –> 4
(While at Solan)
(At PetrolPump)
Vicky –> 200 Ka bharde .
Pump Boy –> Bhaiya aaj aapke sath waale bhaiya nahi aaye kyaa?
Vicky –> Nahi.
Pump Boy –> Kyun? Ghar gaye hai kya apne wo?
Vicky –> Yaar jaldi petrol bhar tu.. Merko pehle hi late hori
Pump Boy –> Ye lo chaabi…
Vicky –> Hmmmm…
(1hour later)
“Phone Conversation b/w Vicky and Misha”
Misha –> Hello
Vicky –> Hanji Kya kar rahe ho?
Misha –> bus sokar uthi. Tum btao?
Vicky –> Kuch nahi . Lappy par movie dekhra thaa…
Misha –> Ok Ok. Aur sunao?
Vicky –> Tum sunao !!
Misha –> Amit bhaiya aagye room par fir?
Vicky –> Nahi !! Wo College mein hi hai..
Misha –> College? Is waqt? Ab toh 7 baj rahe hai shaam ke :/
Vicky –> I mean to say , wo boys hostel mein rukgya aaj aur ab wahin rahega shayad !! Party-Warty kar raha hai wahan dosto ke saath !! Full mazze mein hai wo
Misha –> Really? Toh tum bhi rukjaate hostel
Vicky –> I wasn’t invited to his party
Misha –> What? Aise Kaise kar sakte hai Amit bhaiya yaar? Tum dono ka itna bada scene hogya kyaa?
Vicky –> Leave, mujhe discuss nahi karna iss baare mein kuch ab.. Well parso mujhe Nahan jaana padega
Misha –> Nahan kyun?
Vicky –> Wo meri sister ki engagement hai
isiliye
Misha –> Engagement…? Real sis or cousin?
Vicky –> Real
Misha –> Tumne mujhe pehle kyun nahi btaaya? Parso engagement hai aur tumne btaya tak nahi.
Vicky –> Engagement toh next week hai but parso jaana padega mujhe.. Decoration wagara , baaki chote-mote kaam dekhne ghar ke and all..
Misha –> Well many many congratulations for your sister’s engagement
Vicky –> Thankyou sweety
<3
(Back to ‘Boys Hostel’)
Yatin –> Ye Peg kiska pada waa hai abhi tak?
Random Classmate –> Maine toh apna peeliya.. Tera hoga ye..
Yatin –> Maine bhi apna peeliya.. Wait Wait.. Hum 4 bnde hai naa?
Random Classmate –> Haaan kyun?
Yatin –> Toh Yahan 5 Glass kyun rakhe hai?
Random Classmate –> Lagta hai terko chad gayi. Tu hil-gaya
Tera pataka hogya
Burraaah !!
Yatin –> Saale main theek hu bilkul. Dhamaka toh tera hua wa hai.!! Ye geen.. Ek..do..teen..chaar aur ye paanchva glass !! Ab bol?
Random Classmate –> Paanchwa? Ye Kiska hai?
Amit –> Ye maine bnaya hai yaar ek extra
Yatin –> Extra. Kyun bhai?
Amit –> ‘Vicky’ ke naam kaa. Maine aajtak uske bina kabhi sharab nahi pee , aaj first time pee raha hu. Sach bolu toh uski bahot yaad aari hai
Yatin –> arre Amit aise kyun emotional hora hai tu? Vicky aur tera scene hum theek karwaayenge… Choti-Choti baato par ladai hoti rehti hai.. Tu tension mat le..
Amit –> Hmmm..
Random Classmate –> Tu Phone mila usko Amit. Main karta hu Vicky se baat aur saale ko bolta hu ki abhi hostel aa ,agar humaarko dost maanta hai :/
Yatin –> Haan ye sahi bola tunne… Phone meela usko.
Amit –> Tum pagal hogye ho. Main nahi milaa raha usko koi phone-vone.
Yatin –> Fir main meelata hun usko phone… Number de.
Amit –> Yatin maar goli yaar..
Yatin –> Tu number dera hai uska yaa nahi ?
Amit –> Accha likh fir… 98532…..
Yatin –> Waiting par jaara hai :/
Amit –> Toh Cut karde phone..
Yatin –> Thodi der me karta hu fir try
Amit –> Hmmm Ok..
(25 minutes later)
Yatin –> Abhi bhi phone busy jaara hai uska.. Aisa kyaa baat kar raha hai wo saala aadhe ghante se?
Amit –> Apni bndi se laga hoga yaaar.. Chod usko Yatin !! Wo apni bndi me khush hai , isliye khush rehnedo usko !!
Yatin –> Kya bnda hai yaara wo? Call back karni hogi toh karlega khud warna bhaad mein jaaye wo
Amit –> Aur sunaao fir tum.. Hostel ka khaana kaisa hai?
Yatin –> Khaana? Hahahahahahaha
(Back to Solan)
Misha –> Tumharko phone aara hai shayad !!
Vicky –> Koi Unknown number Kar raha hai !! Baad mein dekhta hu… acha aur sunao fir tum. .
Misha –> 1ghante se main hi bolri hun ..tum bhi bol lo kuch ab?
Vicky –> Kya bolu yaar? Akelapan saa mehsoos hora hai aaj
Misha –> Kyun? Kya hua tumhe?
Vicky –> Kyunki Amit nahi hai naa aaj yahan par
. Warna wo saala jab bhi hota thaa mere saath toh time ka pata bhi nahi chalta. Ab toh 8 bajaane bhi mushkil ho rahe hai
Misha –> Vicky yaar Amit bhaiya jaldi aayenge. Sab theek hojaayega tumhare beech. Dosto ki ladai hoti rehti hai aur fir bad mein sab theek hojaata hai
Vicky –> Par Amit aur meri ladai kabhi nahi hui thi… Shayad meri hi galti thi jo maine uske sath faltu ka mazak kiyaa :/ Aaj petrol pump waala bhi bolra tha where is Amit? Hum dono ki bonding alag hi thi Misha
Misha –> Baby just chill now
It’s just a bad phase !! I Know sab theek hojaayega
Vicky –> Hmmm hope so
(Next day: At College)
Yatin –> Vicky bhi aagya
Ab baat karle jaakar tu usse !!
Amit –>Main kyun karu pehle? Agar ussne pehle khud baat ki toh dekhlungaa main bhi :/
Random Classmate –> Tu Kal bhi nahi aaya Amit ki party mein , ab class mein toh baat karlo dono
Vicky –> Jab main Invited hi nahi thaa party mein toh party mein aakar kya karta tumhari? aur jisne baat karni hogi mujhse wo khud aakar karlega
Random Classmate –> Yatin Vicky toh gussa hai Amit se… Ab?
Yatin –> Amit bhi naraz hokar baitha hai
Random Classmate –> Attitude hi bahot hai dono mein :/
Yatin –> Attitude? Ego bol bhai Ego -_-
Vicky(in his mind) –> Saale ne dekhkar bhi ignore maardiyaa
Amit(in his mind) –> Saale ne nazrein milaakar ‘look’ di merko :/
Vicky(in his mind) –> Ab jab bnda khud hi interested nahi hai dosti rakhne mein toh maine bhi kyun geerna iske aage? ‘Agar wo respect nahi karta dosti ki toh main kyun self respect bhuljau apni”??
Amit(in his mind) –> Ab thoda dosti ki Value samjhega ye saala? bndi jo aagayi iski life mein ab -_- Chalo ‘akele aaye te iss duniya mein aur akele jaayenge’
(Next day: Let’s Welcome to Nahan)
Vicky’s mother –> Aagya mera baccha
Kab chala tha Solan se tu? Aur Phone kyun nahi milta tera? Paise nahi hai kya isme?
Vicky –> Mumma paani toh peene do
Aur battery khatam ho rakhi thi phone ki
Amaya –> Bhai
Vicky –> Hanji kaisi hai tu
Amaya –> Firstclass. Tu btaa?
Vicky –> You’re looking like second class waise:D
Amaya –> Haha kutta.. Huh hate you !!
Vicky –> Mummy toh bol rahi thi ki tu merko bahot bahot miss kar rahi hai :/
Amaya –> Kisne bola? Pagal hai tu?
Vicky –> Hahaha
Amaya –> Aur meri shaadi ke card ka design acha sa select kario please. Papa ne bola thaa jab Vicky aayega , tabhi design select karenge !!
Vicky –> Tension not. Ab tera bhai aagya hai naa
(Meantime at Solan)
Misha –> Hello Bhaiyaa
Kyaa baat aajkal dikhte ni aap?
Amit –> Wo bus Classes yaar.. Tum btaao kaisi ho?
Misha –> Theek hi hun…
Amit –> Sad si lag rahi hai?
Misha –> Wo Vicky aaj apne Ghar chala gaya naa.. so lonely lonely
Hehehe
Amit –> Okay Okay.. Waise wo ghar kyun gaya? Sab theek toh hai naa…
Misha –> Wo uske didi ki marriage hai naa isilye….
Amit –> Marriage? Wo toh Oct mein nahi hai?
Misha –> Oops Sorry !! I Mean engagement !! Aap jaa rahe ho fir uski didi kei ring ceremony par? Main aur Ishita toh shayad jaayenge agar humarko college se off milaa
Amit –> Pata nahi…
Misha –> Aap dono ke beech abhi tak sort out nahi huaa kyaa?
Ladayi kyun hui yaar bhaiya aap logo ki? Aap dono toh best friends te naa?
Amit –> Meri class ka time ho raha hai .. Tumharko baad mein milta hu Misha. Bye
*in their minds*
Vicky –> (Pata nahi Wahan Amit kaisa hoga? Kaise Invite karu usko ab engagement mein aane ke liye? )
Amit –>> (Hahaha bnde ne Misha or Ishita ko invite krliya par mujhe bhulgya
Aaahhh…. bhagwaan shayad pyar se jyada dost hurt kar deta hai kabhi kabhi zindagi mein)
….to be continued
Next part aaj raat 11 baje
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