Wednesday, July 27, 2016

♥ Journey Part 5 ♥




"Oh Jatt Yamla pagla deewaana....ke rabba..."

Priya -- (Uff ye kaise songs chala rakhe hai iss taxi
waale ne? Oh gosh)
Sunny -- Bhaiya AUX hogi aapke pass?
Taxiwaala -- Haanji hai ...
Sunny(in his mind) -- (Kaunsa song play karu ab?
English chalau ya hindi? English se Impress kar ke
dekhta hu bndi ko...)
"Tu leya de meinu golden jhumke..
Main kanna vich paavan chum chum ke...
Mann jaa ve... mainu shopping kara de
Mann jaa ve... romantic picture dikha de
Requestaan paayiaan ve..
Chittiyaan kalaiyaan ve
Oh baby meri chittiyan kalaiyan ve"
Priya -- (Hahaha isne toh bollywood chaladiya lolzz)
Sunny -- (Hope so isko ye song pasand aaye..)
Priya -- (Chalo kuch toh entertaining chala,
"Chittiyaan Kalaiyaan we yeeee"
Sunny -- (Ab peeche moodkar kaise dekhu bndi ko ,
rear view se bhi nahi dikhri ye toh pencho)
(After 30 minutes)
Priya -- Bhaiya yahan se Talwandi sabo kitni door hai
aur ?
Taxiwaala -- 1 ghanta toh lag jaayega !! Yahan se
15min mein Goniana aur wahan se aage pone
ghante ka Talwandi sabo rakhkar chalo !!
Priya -- Pona ghanta?
Sunny -- Matlab 45 mins 😐
Priya -- Oh Okay !!
Sunny -- Aapne apne songs lagaane hai toh lagalo !!
Priya -- No , its okay !! Yahi chale rehne do
Sunny -- Okay
Priya -- (Bhook lagni start hogayi yahan toh , college
jaakar bhi kuch nahi milna ekdum se merko , ab kya
karu? Taxiwaale ko bolu kahin hotel mein rukne ko?
Par agar ye bnda late hogya meri wajah se toh...)
Sunny -- pahunchkar sabko btaunga ki 'bhai toh bndi
ke saath baithkar aaya taxi mein')
Priya -- (Bol hi deti hu...)Bhaiya yahan lunch kahan
kar sakte hai?
Taxiwaala -- Dhaba dekhkar rokdunga madam !!
Priya -- Koi hotel nahi aayega raaste mein?
Taxiwaala -- Haan ek 'Green Veiw Hotel' aayega !!
Priya – Green Veiw
Sunny -- (Ye taxi waala pagal hogya hai , 3star Hotel
mein meri bezti karwaayega, mujhe hi kuch bolna
padna) Green Veiw toh band hogya bhai !!
Taxiwaala -- Band? Woh kab huaa?
Sunny -- (Yaar behas mat kar) Matlab abhi Kuch
jhagda chalra hai unka mahindra waalo ke saath !!
Taxiwaala -- "Mujhe toh pata nahi"
Priya -- Fir Lunch kahan kar sakte hai ?
Sunny – Goniana mein karlete hai ...
Priya -- Kitni dur hai?
Taxiwaala -- Bus 5-7 minute...
Sunny -- Bhaiya 'Shyama Dhaba ' mein kardena gaadi
park !!
Taxiwaala -- Acha ji
Priya -- Shyama Dhaba? Naam se toh chota sa hi
lagra hai !! Chalo jo bhi hai bus lunch miljaaye merko
dhang ka)
(12minutes later)
"At Shyama Dhaba "
Priya -- Aap bhi chalo !!
Sunny -- Nahi nahi..., aap kar aao Lunch !! Hum
yahan baahar wait karlenge aapka !!
Priya -- arre main akele kaise ?? Please chalo aap
bhi !!
Sunny -- Hmm Okay (Ab lag gya merko paanchso-
hazar ka chepa Kya bolunga bndi se... God give me
some superpowers )
Receptionist -- Goodafternoon Sir !! Goodafternoon
Madam !!
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To be continued
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silent readers aab sab kabhi-2 comment kr hi diya kro hmesa sote hi rhte ho kya... 😕
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Next part Kal Shaam 4 Bje 

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