Monday, July 25, 2016

♥ Journey Part 2 ♥




Sharma Uncle -- Aap or Bhai-sahab bhi jaa rahe
honge Priya ki admission ke liye iske saath?
Priya's mother -- Nahi actually inko doctor ne bed
rest ko bola hai , fir mujhe bhi ghar rehna padega.
Isiliye Priya akele jaa rahi hai
Sharma Uncle -- Priya beta tum manage karloge
akele?
Priya's mother -- Haan Uncle. Seedha train hai
Punjab Mail ki , fir wahan se taxi wagara direct jaati
hai !! Ab bacchi toh hun nahi main
Priya's mother -- Fir Wahan inke dost hai , wo sab
manage karlenge !! Hostel and all 😐
Sharma Uncle -- Haan fir toh theek hai
(After 2 days, Journey from Delhi-Punjab Mail)
Sunny -- Kaunsa dibba hai saala , Ek toh itna
Bda dibba hai iss Punjab Mail ka 😐
Priya -- C11, C11...... C10 ... Finally C11 mil hi gya
Ab seat number kya hai mera?
Sunny -- Seat no. 52, C11 !! Thankgod Window seat
milgayi
Priya -- Seat no 53? Oh saath mein toh koi ladka
baitha hai mere 😐
Sunny -- Train toh sexy lagri hai
Priya -- Ek toh subah 7bje ki train , No window seat
aur fir ek ladka saath mein Aww God !! bnda bhi
Cute nahi hai 😐 Huh
...and then Sunny caught a glimpse of Priya making
her way through the crowd.
Sunny -- Ye saamne waali bndi merko kyun dekh rahi
hai , kahin iski seat mere sath toh nahi !! Bhagwan
121rupee ka milkcake chadaunga aapko , bus iss
bndi ki seat mere sath krdo
Priya -- Ab baithna toh padega !! Priyaiii teri kismat
hi nahi 😐 Is this seat no 53?
Sunny -- Yeah !! (BC ye toh angrezi maarti hai ,
socha thaa matar paneer bnaunga iske sath , aur
bangayi moongi ki dal)
Priya -- Thanx !!
(15minutes later)
"Sunny ki nazrein Window ke baahar thi par dimag
sath waali seat mein baithi Priya par , aur wahan
Priya sirf apne cellphone ko dekh rahi thi jisme Wifi
on thaa par net surfing karne ko kuch nahi thaa"
Priya -- Facebook bhi karliya aur whatsapp bhi , par
aaj online kyun nahi hai koi? Naaa koi text kar raha
hai 😐 Huh
Sunny -- Akash ko text karta hu aur saale ko bolta hu
ki 'bhai ke saath harkuch mast bndi baithi hai aur
line maar rahi hai merko' Par abhi toh 7:10 ho
rahe hai. Abhi toh kamina so raha hoga 😐
...and finally Priya spoke to Sunny
Priya -- Excuse me?
Sunny -- Hmmm Yea?
Priya -- Kyaa main aapki seat par baith sakti hun?
Actually mujhe window seat ki aadat hai so..... 😐
Sunny -- Hmm Sorry but I Can't shuffle my seat !!
Priya -- Ok , No problem (How rude, Isne mujhe
'no' kiya , Priya ko? Huhh bloody hell)
Sunny -- (Ye Kya boldiya maine , ek toh khud bndi ne
baat ki aur sirf ek seat dene se maanna kardiya
maine... WTF)
Priya -- (Dil toh kar raha hai isko yahin ek thapad
maardu)
Sunny -- (Ab kaise baat karunga isse? 3hour ki
journey hai.. Soch bhai Soch..)
...now Sunny said to her,
Sunny -- Excuse me ..aap yahan baith sakte ho if you
really want to have a window seat !!
Priya -- No thanx !! (Ab kyun apni seat offer kar raha
hai merko ye , saala kamina)
Sunny -- Your wish.
Priya -- 😐
...first impression is the last impression !! Agar aisa
hai toh impression toh bekar gaya dono kaa
(After 30minutes)
Catering Boy -- Sir Tea or Coffee?
Sunny -- Tea
Catering -- Maa'm?
Priya -- Coffee
Sunny -- Coffee? Subah 7 bje bhi koi coffee peeta
hai?
Priya -- Tea? Zubaan bhi Kaali hi lagti hai iski
Sunny -- Kya yaar ..socha tha sexy journey jaayegi
isske sath. Par ab toh awkward sa lagra yahan
baithkar !!
Priya -- Shit !! Novels toh bag mein hi rehgye.. Aur
Bag upar rakhdiya.. Ab kaise uthaau bag? Peeche
bhi aunty baithe hai warna unko boldeti .. Ab iss
kaminey ko bolu kya bag uthaane ko?
Sunny -- Coffee toh aise pee rahi hai jaise CCD mein
baithi ho 😐
Priya -- Excuse me !! Kya aap mera bag nikal sakte
ho upar se , meaine kuch nikalna thaa...
Sunny -- Okay.. Kaunsa bag hai aapka?
Priya -- That Brown one !!
Sunny -- This?
Priya -- Yeah !!
Sunny -- Hmm...
Priya -- Thankyou
Sunny -- Welcome..
Priya -- Ab upar rakhdoge aap bag fir se?
Sunny -- Hmmm Ok !!
Priya -- Thankyou
Sunny -- Novels? Novels lekar travelling karne ka
scene aajtak samajh nahi aaya merko bndio kaa
Priya -- Kaunsi padu? 'Half Girlfriend' padleti hun 😐,
Nahi 'I too had a love story padti hun' !!
Sunny -- Faltu ka Showoff kar rahi hai. Kabhi Coffee ,
Kabhi Novel, Kabhi kuch 😐 But bndi ki voice sexy
hai jo marzi bolu.
Priya -- Inn novel se acha thaa main headphones
nikal leti bag se , kya yaar din hi khrab hai mera 😐
pata nahi Kaise pahunchungi
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To be continued
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