Tuesday, September 27, 2016

#Mera_Pehla_Pehla_Pyaar ☺ ♥ #Part_15



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Sanjay Sir --> Ye cigratte kaun peekar aara hai? Its Cigratte smell na sir?
P.T.I Sir --> Hmm yeah. Who had smoked?
Sanjay Sir --> Kerav , did you?
Kerav --> (-_-)
Sanjay Sir --> Kerav Come here !! 
Uday --> Sir , Its me 😕 Maine pee hai cigratee 😐
Kerav --> Kya bolra hai tu? 
Uday --> Tu Chupkar 😕
P.T.I Sir --> Uday 😕 Tu smoke bhi karta hai? 
Sanjay Sir --> Aur pta nahi kya kya karta hoga :}
Kerav --> Sir , its not Uday !! Its me who actually smoke a cigratte 😐
P.T.I Sir --> Ye Koi Mazak hora hai kya? 
Kerav --> Nahi sir its me , ye Uday jhooth bolra hai !!
Uday --> Sir , Kerav jhooth bolra hai 😕
Sanjay Sir --> Tum aise nahi maanoge , P.T.I Sir they now deserve a serious or harsh punishment !!
P.T.I Sir --> Yeah you are right .They will be panish 😐 Kerav Give me your dads number.
Kerav --> Sir plzz 😐
Uday --> 😮
Sanjay Sir --> Uday , tu bta apne papa ka number?
Uday --> Sir aage se aisa nahi hoga !!
Kerav --> We promise Sir 😕
P.T.I SIr --> Kya kiya jaaye Sir ab?
Sanjay Sir --> Abhi Train ke aane ka time hogya hai , main kehta hu inki punishment ye hai ki 'inko kal breakfast aur lunch' nahi milega 😕
P.T.I Sir --> :0 Hmmm Ok !!
Sanjay Sir --> So you'll get no food for next 24hours !! That's your punishment !! Aur piyo Cigaratte ab 😀
(Delhi-Goa Train finally arrived at Delhi Railway Station)
(00:05 Midnight)
(Inside the sleeper Class Compartment)
Kerav --> Tujhe 'maama' ban ne ki kya zaroorat thi? Kyu apna naam lelia faltu mein?
Uday --> Ye sab chad , ye bta tunne cigarette kyu pee?
Kerav --> Pta ni yaar , uswaqt situation ke hisaab se wahi peena theek laga 😕
Uday --> Saale Sanjay ne lunch aur breakfast dene se manna kardiya , upar se tu aaj waala Dinner bhi Pack karwaakar nahi laaya 😑
Kerav --> Wo maine 'garib bacho' ko dediya thaa yaar 🙂
Uday --> Haiiinnn? 😮
Kerav --> Hmm.. Ach Billa kahan par hai?
Uday --> Wo toh upar sora hai 😀 Tera mood theek hai ab?
Kerav --> Haan mere mood ko kya hona?
Uday --> wo Neha.. 
Kerav --> Un 'bachho' Ne mast mood kardiya tha mera 😀 
Uday --> Yaar hum dono ko sachmein breakfast nahi milega kya?
Kerav --> P.T.I Sir bhi ab kitna support krenge !! Breakfast toh ghanta nahi milega humko !!
Uday --> Ye sochkar toh neend hi nahi aari mujhe 😐
Kerav --> Fir jaagte reh , main chala sone !! Subah dekhte kya scene bnta😕
(Next Morning- 8:30 AM)
Sunidhi --> Oye uthjaa.. 
Neha --> Hmmm Goodmoring , Kahan pahunche hum?
Sunidhi --> Abhi toh Bhopal ke aaspass hai shayad 😕
Neha --> Hmmm 😐
Sunidhi -->- Naashta aagya , Bread-Butter?
Neha --> Bread butter hi milega , ab tunne kya socha?
Sunidhi --> Mujhe laga chole-bhature aayenge 😀
Neha --> Lolzz
Sunidhi --> Uday/Kerav dono ko toh punishment milli wi , tabhi inko nahi dere sanjay sir 😞
Neha --> Hmmmm.. 
Billa --> Sir , Sirr.. 
P.T.I Sir --> Kya hai?
Billa --> Sir Kerav-Uday ko bhi 😕
P.T.I Sir --> I'm helpless. Kab tak in dono k support kru !! How they lit a cigratte in school tour? They deserve this !!
(After 5 mins)
Billa --> Goodmorning bhaio , fir neend aagyi thi train mein?
Kerav --> Aa hi gayi thi 😕
Billa --> Aur terko?
Uday --> Ghanta ni aayi merko !! Bhook lagri bhai ko 😑
Billa --> Yaar maine abhi P.T.I Sir se baat ki thi , but maan nahi rahe wo 😕
Kerav --> Chod yaar , tu enjoy kar bread-butter 🙂
Billa --> Ghanta !! Ye lo ek-ek piece tum bhi khaao.. 
Kerav --> Oye rehnede , tu bhi jaayega warna breakfast karne se 😕Sanjay ne dekhliya agar toh?
Billa --> Nahi dekhta , fata-fat khaao 😐
Uday --> Haan yaar main toh khaara .. Tu bhi khaale Kerav.. 
Kerav --> Aagya wo.. . 😮
Sanjay Sir --> Ye kya hora hai?
Billa --> Sir kuch ni !!
Sanjay Sir --> Chalaak ban rahe ho? Sharing kar rahe ho tum?
Billa --> Sir.. 
Sanjay Sir --> Change your seat now, you go back !! 
Billa --> 😐
Sanjay Sir --> Tum dono ko aaj bhuka h rehna padega !! You will get only dinner wo bhi tab agar tumhara behaviour theek hua 😕
Kerav --> 😕
Uday --> 😐
Uday --> Kutta haraamzyada saala 😕
Kerav --> Chod naa yaar !! Aaj hum dinner bhi nahi krenge !! Baawa 24hours bhooka rehte 🙂
Uday --> Pagal hogya hai tu? Breakfast aur Lunch ki punishment milli hai😕 Dinner ki nahi 😑
Kerav --> Chal tu karlio , but ab main nahi karunga !! Jab wo garib bache bhooke rehskte hai yaar , toh main ek din kyu ni 😐 I don't think it should be an issue ? Its just a nightmare for me 😐 and im enjoying it .
Uday --> Tu bhi naaa.. 
(At 1:00PM = Lunch Time)
Sunidhi --> Yaar Kerav aur Uday kal raat se bhooke hai 😞
Neha --> Sir ne Lunch bhi nahi diya kya inko?
Sunidhi --> Nahi 😞
Neha --> Kuch bhi nahi khaaya kya inhone?
Sunidhi --> I don't think so !! Shayad chips khaaye the inhone..
Billa --> Tere pass aur chips ke packet pade hai?
Meghna -->Nahi yaar , do hi the .. Dono Kerav ko dediye.
Billa --> Chal ab Train jahan next station par rukegi , wahan se le aaunga in dono ke liye biscuits wagara !! Ye sanjay toh marega mere hatho se 😕
Meghna --> Lolz
Billa --> Oye biscuit le aau tumhare liye? Station aane waala hai :!
Kerav --> Tu baith yaar , main aur Uday are fine. Kyu Uday?
Uday --> Hmmmm , bus ek paani k bottle le ayenge station par utarkar !!
Billa --> Haan Haan !!
(At 6:00 PM Evening)
*in their minds*
Neha --> (Kerav subah se bhooka hai aur main yahan baithkar kuch bhi nahi kar paari , pehle hi meri wajah se wo itna dukhi hai aur upar se ab punishment.. Dinner Kab aayega? Atleast Dinner kar ke kuch toh jaan aayegi in dono ke andar)
(At 7:00 PM)
Sanjay Sir --> Chalo ji , your punishment is over now !! Now you can take your dinner !!
Kerav --> Sir , I don't want to do dinner .
Uday --> Me too Sir 🙂
Sanjay Sir --> What? P.T.I Sir ko bulaata hu? P.T.I Sir.. 
P.T.I SIr --> Haan sir Kya hua?
Sanjay Sir --> They don't want to do dinner :?
P.T.I Sir --> Kerav , Uday whats this?
Kerav --> Sir dinner nahi kar skate hum !! Ab bhooke-rehne ki aadat hogayi hai 🙂
Uday --> Ab toh Kal Goa pahunchkar hi khaayenge khaana sir jii !
P.T.I Sir --> Zidd mat karo 😕 I'll call your parents then 😐
Sanjay Sir --> (Sir, inke gharwaalo ko bhi phone nahi kar sakte ab, Kya bolenge hum ki "humne inko breakfast lunch nahi diya so they are not doing dinner)
P.T.I Sir --> Kerav mere liye karlo !!
Kerav --> I.m sorry Sir !! But we both are fine !! If possible , then ye khaana garib bacho ko dedena next station ke aane par 😕
Uday --> Yeah sir , this is what we are waiting for since morning 🙂
P.T.I Sir --> Okay !!
Sanjay Sir --> Tabiyat khrab hojaayegi tumhari !!
Kerav --> Don't worry sir , we have biscuits and all !!
Sanjay Sir --> Tum dono ko bolna hi bekaar hai !!
(After 10 mins)
Sunidhi -->Oye Kerav aur Uday ne Dinner karne se manna kardiya hai 😮
Neha --> What? Aise kaise kar sakte hai wo 😕
Sunidhi --> Hmmm pta ni 
Neha(in her mind) --> (Ye Kerav apne aap ko samajhta kya hai? Mujhse nahi hoga dinner ab)
Sunidhi --> Kahan jaari hai tu?
Neha --> Kerav ke pass.. ..
Sunidhi --> Kyun? Apna dinner toh karti jaa..
Neha --> Wo agle waale dabbe mein baithe hai naa?
Sunidhi --> Hmmm aage waale box mein hai 😑
Billa --> Tum saaale pagal ho? Samjh kya rakha hai apne aap ko? Chup chap meri plate pakdo , and do your dinner !!
Kerav --> Nahi bhai .
Billa --> Uday , samjha isko !!
Uday --> Tu dinner kar jaldi apna , fir taash khelte hai !!
Billa -->- Yaaarr.. ..
.. ..aur Neha , Kerav Ke saamne aakar khadi hojaati hai !!
Neha --> Kerav.. 
Kerav --> Uday , isko bol yahan se chali jaaye 😕
Neha --> Main kahin nahi jaane waali , tunne dinner kyu nahi kiyaa? 
Kerav -->* remain silent*
Neha --> aur Uday tu bhi iska sath dera hai? 
Uday --> Neha apni seat par jaa yaar tu !! Mood-off mat kario ab humara
Neha --> Haan main hi mood-off karne ke liye bni hu naa , sb meri galti hai naa? Par mera gussa dinner pe toh mat nikaalo naa.. 
Uday --> Hum koi 'gussa' nahi h kissi se 😕
Neha --> Kerav meri taraf dekh.. 
Kerav --> Neha plz jaao yahan se 😕
.. ..aur Jab Kerav Neha ki taraf dekhta hai toh 'Neha ki aankho mein aansuo ke alawa' usko kuch aur nahi dikhta !!
Kerav --> Why are you crying?
Neha(with full of emotions) --> I'm not 😢
Uday --> Sunidhi ko bulaakar laa tu jaldi 
Billa --> Haan abhi bulaata hu.. 
Billa --> Sunidhi ..jaldi chal 
Sunidhi --> Kya huaa?
Billa --> Wo Neha ro-rahi hai Kerav ke pass !! Mujhe aur Uday ko kuch samajh nahi aara.. Tu jaldi chal..
Sunidhi --> Oh f**k !!
.. Kerav apni seat se uth jaata hai aur Neha ke close jaata hai aur bolta hai "ro kyu rahi ho?" .. "main nahi ro rahi.. " Neha replied !!
Neha --> I'm sorry for last night !! Main kuch jyada hi react kar gi thi !!
Kerav --> Its Ok !! Tum rona band karo Neha plzz.. Sab dekh rahe hai yahan 😞
Neha --> Ye 'khaana' laayi hu main tumhare liye !! Agar tumne ye dinner kiya toh main samjhungi tumne mujhe maaf kiya !!
Kerav --> Ok !! Yahan baitho aaram se !! I will eat 🙂
Uday -->- Oye hoye oye hoye !! Koi humko bhi puchlo 😀
Sunidhi(piche se aate huye) -->- Kamine , ye pakad apni plate 🙂
Uday --> 😮 Kyaa? Ye plate tu mere liye laayi hai?
Sunidhi - Hmmmmmm:-D
Kerav --> Oye hoye oye hoye.. ..
Neha --> :') I Love you Kerav 😐
Kerav --> I Know 🙂
Neha --> How do you know this? Maine toh humesha tumne gande tareeke se baat ki aur humesha lecture sunaya tumhe 😕
Kerav --> "apne hi daant fatkaar lagaate hai , aur teri aankhein kuch bolti hai aur tere lafz kuch.. "
Neha --> Tu bhi naaa.. 
Kerav --> Main tera hero 😀
..
To be continued 😀
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