Gaurav --> Bhai merko bhi Vomiting aari hai :D Towel diyo apna :P
Kerav --> Saale chup-chap baithe reh tu aage :/
Gaurav --> Hahaha
(At Ambala - 2:45 PM)
Uday --> Ambala aagya bhai , uthjaa :]
Kerav --> Itni jaldi aagya? :O
Uday --> 1ghante se Zirakpur se sote aara hai tu :/
Kerav --> Oh :P
Sunidhi --> Uff kitni garmi hai yahan :/
Neha --> Hmmm ab Train ka 'safar' Karo uff :/
Teachers --> Come out guys !! Fast..Fast !! Lets Divide yourself in 4-5 big groups. aur haaan sab saath rehnaa.. . Andar railway station mein bahot bheed hogi :|
Uday --> Dont worry sir :D
Kerav --> Train ka kya scene hai sir?
Teacher --> Scene? Mind your language Kerav :|
Kerav --> Sorry Sir. I mean whats the departure time ?
Teacher --> Its 4:10PM . C1-C2-C3 are our Train Compartments !!
Sunidhi --> Sir its Shatabdi na?
Teacher --> Hmmmm No.. its Shri Shakti Ac express !!
Sunidhi --> Delhi kab phunchenge hum sir?
Teacher --> Arrival time mentioned here is 8:45 PM
Neha --> Aur Sir Goa ke liye?
Teacher --> 11:30 PM from Delhi !! Now no more questions :/
Neha --> Ok sir :)
Teachers --> Just stay together. I dont want any nuisance or needless movements at platform :|
Class --> Yes Sir !!
(Time passes by , and Its 3:40 in Clock)
Uday --> Bawa Train mein khaane-peene ka kya scene hai?
Kerav --> Simple roti milni aur kya :/
Uday --> Patties burger wagara bhi milega?
Kerav --> Ghanta !!
Billa --> Kya baatein kar rahe ho tum yahan par saalo? Saare bnde Train mein baithgye hai aur tum yahan par khadde we :/ Tum bhi chalo ab andar !!
Uday --> Billa bhai patties miljaaegi yahan kyaa?
Kerav --> Patties gayi tel lene !! Chal baithe train mein ab. Warna 'Sir' lelega humari :D
Billa --> Patties toh baawa wahan milegi saamne. Wo dikhri hai naa shop?
Uday --> Chalo fir jaldi , pack karwaalete. Train mein khaaenge :|
Kerav --> Bhai Train chalne waali hai :/
Uday --> Oh yaar abhi 3:50 hore hai , 20 min pade hai abhi !!
Billa --> Chalo jaldi fir :D
Kerav --> Tum pkka scene karwaaoge :/
(After 5min)
Uday --> Bhai jaldi 10 patties pack krdo aur 2-3 burger dede :/
Billa --> 1 choclate bhi :/
Uday --> Choclate q?
Billa --> Yaar wo bndi ne mangaayi wi :|
Kerav --> bndi?? aanhaan :D
Billa --> Oh yaar aisa kuch nahi hai !! Bhai jaldi karo aap pack !! Train chutne waali hai !!
Shopwaala --> 2min lagenge :/
(Meanwhile inside Train)
English maa'm --> Sab aagaye naa?
Sanjay Sir --> Where is Uday?
English maa'm --> Kerav bhi nahi hai :O Where are they?
Sanjay Sir --> inn dono ladko ko lekar hi nahi aana chahiye thaa.. Anyone have their number? Plz call them and ask their status !!
Sunidhi --> Sir Neha have Kerav's number :|
Neha --> Chuppp kar tu..
Sanjay Sir --> Neha make him a call. Fast !
Neha --> Ok Sir .
(Tring-Tring)
Kerav --> (Neha ka phone?)
Uday --> Tu kitni patties khaaega?
Billa --> Garam waali meri :/
Kerav --> Oh yaar sumn khaao 2min ke liye !! Neha ka phone aara :/
Billa --> Toh chak fir :/
Kerav --> Hello!!
Neha --> Where are you Kerav? Sir is asking about you guys !!
Kerav --> Bus 5min mein aare hai , wo patties lene lag gye the :/
Neha --> Ok jaldi aao !!
*Phone Cut*
Uday --> Kya huaa?
Kerav --> Bhaago BC Bhaago ..
Billa --> Bhaag milkha bhaag :D
Neha --> Sir 5min me aare hai wo sab :/
Sanjay Sir --> Kahan gye the wo?
Neha --> I dont know sir !!
.. .and after a while, these three guys entered the compartment :|
Sanjay Sir --> Where were you all? Are you all idiots or what? Ye tumhara koi family trip nahi hai. Its school trip !!
Billa --> Wo sir , khaane peene ka samaan lene gye the :|
Uday --> Aap khaaoge patties sir? :o
Sanjay Sir --> Shutup !! Just sit there :{
Kerav --> (haha chalo bawa chalo.. atleast hum teeno ki seats toh sath aayi)
Uday --> Patties khaao tum yaara :D
Billa --> Meri Choclate kahan hai? Jo maine bndi ko deni thi -_-
Kerav --> pta ni -_-
Uday --> Mujhe kya dekhra tu ghoor-kar? Mere pass sirf patties ka lifaafa hai :/
Billa --> Pockets check karwaao tum dono apni :/
Kerav --> Nahi aaj hum fuddu hogye ek choclate ke piche?
Billa --> Tu pocket check karwaa pencho.. .
Kerav --> Dekhle :|
Billa --> Tere pass toh hai Nahi .. Uday ab tu krwaa pockets check apni :?
Uday --> Main ni karwaata !!
Billa --> Matlab tere pass hi hai :/
Uday --> Hmmm yup mere pass hai :D , Kerav ka scene karwaane ke liye rakhi hai ..
Billa --> Kya matlab?
Uday -->Dekh toh sahi tu..
Kerav --> Oye kya planning kar rhe ho tum dono mere khilaaf? :O
Uday --> Nehaa.. ..
Kerav --> BC Neha ko kyu bulaara hai tu :/
Uday --> Nehaaa.. . Neha.. ..
Neha --> Haan bol :O
Uday --> Idhar aaio zarra :)
Neha --> Kyun? Tu khud aaja yahan humare pass :/
Uday --> Ok wait..
Uday --> Ye choclate tere liye !!
Neha --> Choclates? Aur wo bhi mere liye? Kis khushi me?
Uday --> Kerav ne di tujhe :D
Neha --> Kerav ne? Hmmm Ok thanx boldio usko :/
.. aur Uday apni seat par waapis baithjaata hai :)
Kerav --> BC terko kya problem hai? Neha ko kyu choclate di wo bhi mere naam se?
Billa --> Haan mera toh 125 ka nuksaan krwaadiya naa tunne :/
Uday --> Its for our bhai yaar !! For 'Kerav's love' .. Billa tu 125 rupee ki kurbaani bhi nahi deskta apne bhai ke liye?
Billa(with troll faces) --> :\ :| :/
Kerav --> Terko jyada lagi wi saale? Ab dekh tu..
Uday --> Oye ye patties ka lifafa kahan lekar jaara hai? Haramiii kahan jaara hai??btaa to sahi.. .
Kerav --> Helo Sunidhi :)
Sunidhi --> Mujhe ni krni tujhse baat !! Neha ke liye choclates aur mere liye kuch bhi nahi :/ Huh
Neha --> (ab ye kyu jealous hori hai mujhse.. huh)
Kerav --> Ye patties laaya hu naa tere liye..
Neha --> Inni saari?
Kerav --> Haan tum saari bndiya share karlena aur Neha tu bhi choclate share krlio sabke sath !!
Neha --> Obviously i will !! Anyways thanx for this choclate !!
Kerav --> (asli thanx waala toh 'billa' tha)
Neha --> Kuch bola tunne?
Kerav --> Nahi nahi !!Acha you enjoy. Main chalta hu apni seat par !!
.. and then Kerav came back to his seat !!
Uday --> Tu pagal hai? Saari patties bndiyo ko dedi?
Kerav --> Tit for Tat baawa :)
Uday --> Par maine toh teri aur Neha ki baat bnane ke liye kiya thaa :(
Kerav --> Aur ban ab 'maama' !! Hahaha :D
Billa --> Saala main kyu fasgya tumhare sath ?? 125 ka nuksaan toh hua hi , ab patties khaane se bhi gya :(
Uday --> Ye sab iski wajah se hua :/
Kerav --> Aur ban lo 'star' ab :)
(*8:45 PM , Train reached Delhi*)
Neha --> Delhi bhi aagya :/
Sunidhi --> Hmm Thank god !!
Uday --> Teri wajah se merko itna bakwas tasteless 'dinner' karna pada :/
Kerav --> Train mein aisa hi milta !! :p
Uday --> My patties :|
Billa --> My 125 rupees :(
Kerav --> Chup karo , fakiro ki aulaado :D
Uday --> Tera baap toh ambani hai naa :/
Billa --> Nahi Uday , iska baap toh bappi lehri hai :D
Kerav --> Bappi lehri? Maar na khaa lena tum dono !!
Sanjay Sir --> Tum teeno baaz ni aaoge naa? Ab Delhi mein koi drama kiya naa , toh you have to pack your bags :/
Uday --> (Pack toh already hai :D)
Billa --> (Bwahaha)
Sanjay Sir --> Why are you laughing? Did i crack a joke?
Uday --> No sir !!
Kerav --> Sir ab nahi hoga kuch !! You dont worry :)
(9:00 PM)
Uday --> Ye kya scene hai? Aisa lagra hai pura desh yahin par hai :O
Kerav --> Its Delhi railway station baawa :)
Billa --> Yahan toh bhai sach mein sath rehna padega warna koi kidnap hojaaye , pta bhi nahi chalega :/
Kerav --> Oye Uday sunnn,,
Uday --> Hmmm bol
Kerav --> Tu Neha aur Sunidhi ke sath-sath reh !!
Uday --> Kyu?
Kerav --> Bhai samjha kar. Yahan itni bheed mein kuch pta nhi chalna unko !!
Billa --> Toh wo toh apne group ke sath hai :/ Terko kyu tension unki?
Kerav --> Yaar bndio ke group ka vishwas nhi hota koi !! Uday just go yaar..
Uday --> Ok Ok !! Tum bhi chalo sath fir..
Kerav --> Terko pta hai naa , main Neha ke sath sath nahi chal skta !! Mujhe durr rehna hai usse :|
Uday --> Hmmm chal koi scene ni !! I Will be there with them :)
Kerav --> Main aur billa tumhare aaspaas hi honge !! Warna phone toh hai hi apne pass agar koi scene huaa !!
Uday --> Ohk .. Abhi 9 bje hai !! 11bje ke baad train hai !!
Billa --> Tab tak kya kare hum?
Kerav --> Uday tu bndio ke group ke sath reh , main aur Kerav zarra fresh wagara ho lete hai !!
Billa --> Tu pehle aaya wa delhi?
Kerav --> Haan haan !! Tabhi bolra hu yahan par kab jeb katjaaye aur kab bnda gayab hojaaye , pta ni chalta !!
Uday --> Chal Im going !! Miljaana tum dono merko !!
.. aur Uday chalejaata hai !!
Uday --> Fir kaisa laga delhi?
Sunidhi --> Kitna crowd hai yahan par :|
Neha --> Kya fayda , delhi toh ghum nahi paayenge !!
Sunidhi --> Acha Tu yahan humare pass kya kar raha hai? Kerav kahan hai?
Uday --> Wo billa ke sath hai !!
Sunidhi --> Toh wo kyu nahi aaya yahan tere sath?
Neha(in her mind) --> (pakka meri wajah se nahi aaya hogaa , mujhse naraz hai , ggussa hai pta nahi god knows !! But agar aisa hota toh mujhe cadbury silk kyu deta?..)
Uday --> Wo washroom gya hai !! So main tum dono ke pass aagya :)
Sunidhi --> Ok Ok
Neha --> Hmmm..
Billa --> Tu saale itni care kyu karta hai Neha ki jab terko wo 'bhav' tak nahi deti :/
Kerav --> 'Dil' hai ki maanta nahi :) Chal chod , patties lene chalte hai !!
Billa --> Fir se patties?
Kerav --> Hmm Uday ke liye yaara , saala meri wajah se bhooka raha :|
Billa --> Aaye ni :) Tum dono ka Gay-ism :D
Kerav --> Chup bey :/
..
To Be Continued :)
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