Friday, September 30, 2016

#Mera_Pehla_Pehla_Pyaar ☺ ♥ #Part_17



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Uday –> Hahaha Kerav ka gussa pehli baar dekha maine

Billa –> Saale ke gusse ki wajah se ‘meri bndi gussa hogayi ab’
(1:00PM)
(At Colva beach)
Meghna –> Its so sexy yaar..
Sunidhi –> Paani me chalte hai..
Neha –> Piche Piche rehna , Waves bhi ekdum aati hai yahan par .
Kerav –> Terko kya hua?
Billa –> Kuch ni
Uday –> aara iski bndi isse faltu me naraz hogayi
Tabhi bachara sad hai
Billa –>
Tu jyada bakwas na kiya kar
Uday –>
Kerav –> Hahaha , saale meghna ko dekh! Kitna fun maar rahi hai paani mein aur tu yahan baithkar devdas bna waa hai
Billa –> Hmmm , aissi baat hai toh chalo paani mein
Kerav –> Ye hui naa baat
Uday –> Camera kahan hai tera Kerav?
Kerav –> Tere pass hi hoga
Uday –> Oh haan wo toh mere bag mein pada wa hai.. abhi lekar aaya .
(Camera lekar aane ke baad)
Kerav –> Selfie click karte baawa
Billa –> Yo !!
Meghna –> Kerav?..
Kerav –> Oye teri bndi merko kyu bulaari?
Billa –> Merko kya pta , tu jaa unke pass
Uday –> Aaye ni tere nakhre
Billa –> Tunne maar khaani saale :@
Kerav –> Tu bhi chal mere sath ?
Billa –> Naa , main ni jaara
Meghna –> Kerav.. ..
Kerav –> Oh yaar main jaakar aaya unke pass
Uday tu bhi chal , isko maar goli
Uday –> Hmmm
Billa –>
Kerav –> Haan kya huaa? Kyu cheenkhe maar rahi ho?
Meghna –> Neha bolri thi ki ‘usne tere sath pic click karni hai’
Neha –> Oye maine kab bola ye? Jhooth naa bol faltu mein
Kerav –> Uday camera pakad , aur pic click kar hum dono ki
Uday –> (main chutiya hu kyaa?)
Kerav –> ‘Flash off’ karlio
Uday –> Yaar tu saamne khade hojaa chup chap se
Kerav –>
Uday –> Ready?
Kerav –> Yup!!
Neha –> Hmmm..
.. and Neha’s & Kerav’s as a Couple Pic is captured in Nikon
Kerav –> Sexy pic aayi
Neha –> Meri achi nahi aayi
, delete karo !!
Kerav –> Shutup
Neha –> Plzz naa..
Kerav –> Ye toh facebook par hogi upload
Uday –> “in a relationship with Neha” bhi fir se update krdio
Kerav –>
Neha –> Uday tu pagal hai
Meghna –> Yaaar wo wahan akele kyu baitha hai?
Uday –>- Naraz hai tujhse
Meghna –>
Uday –> Billa..Billa idhar aa.. Meghna bulaari terko
Billa –> ??
Kerav –> Jaldi aa saale , ab drame naa maar. Group photo click karte hai
Meghna –> Ab aa bhi jaao
Im Sorry naaa
Billa –> K
(After 2hours)
(3’o Clock)
Uday –> Beer peene chalna?
Kerav –> Abhi?
Billa –> Haan yaar , mujhe bhi try karni hai !!
Kerav –> Chalo fir , but bndio ko kya bolkar jaana?
Uday –> Raat ko DJ party hai naa? Toh boldenge uske liye shopping karne jaana hai
Billa –> Saale shopping bolenge toh khud bhi chal padegi humare sath !!
Kerav –> Ye toh scene hogya? Ab kya karre?
Uday –> Idea oye Idea
Aisa bolte hai hum ‘Church’ jaa re hai
Kerav –> Church bhi sath chal padegi humare
Ghumne ka mauka chaahiye inko !!
Billa –> Toh inko bhi le chalte hai sath , hum beer peelenge , ye wahan kuch khaalegi
Uday –> Hahaha , saale ‘Beer’ ki wajah se hi toh scene hua tha Kerav or Neha ka !! Kyu Kerav?
Kerav –> Yaad naa dilaao plz
Billa –> Fir kya karre?
Uday –> Boldete hai hum hotel waapis jaare hai , kuch bhulgye
Kerav –> Haan ye sahi rhega
(Kuch der baad.. )
Kerav –> Oye hum 1-2 ghante tak aaye , tum sab yahin rehna :!
Neha –> Kahan jaare ho tum? Hum bhi jaayenge tumhare sath !! Humne bhi Goa ghumna hai
Billa –> Arre hum hotel jaare hai waapis , Uday ka phone wahi rehgya
Uday –> Haan main apna phone wahin bhulgya
Meghna –> Oh !! Ok jao jao
Neha –> Par jaldi aana..
(3:30 PM – At Beer Point)
Kerav –> Sexy hai naa beer?
Uday –> Harkuch hi hai
Billa –> Kadwi lagri merko toh
Kerav –> Starting mein kadwi hi lagti ..
Uday –> 2ghante hogye saalo , wahan bndiya humara wait kar rahi hogi !!
Billa –> Haan yaar ,warna meghna fir naraz hojaaegi
Kerav –> Baat to sahi hai , jyada peeni bhi nahi !! Warna fir koi na koi panga hojaana
Uday –> Bhai ‘cheque’ laana
Kerav –> Oh main dera hu naa bill !!
Billa –> Bill main dunga
Uday –> Tum dono jaldi decide karo , fir shopping karne chalte hai
Kerav –> Shopping? Kaisi shopping?
Uday –> Baawa raat ko DJ Party hai , sexy bnkar jaayenge !!
Billa –> Saale apne school ka ‘most handsome’ guy tu hai aur fir bhi single aaj tak?
Uday –> Ghanta handsome
Billa –> Tabhi saaari juniors terko approach krti school mein
Kerav –> Ye baat toh bilkul sahi hai
Uday –>
(In Goa Street’s)
Uday –> Bhai ye T-shirt kaisi lagri?
Kerav –> Sexy lagega raat ko baawa
Billa –> Main ye lera ‘hat’
Kerav –> Hat? Hahaha shikaari lagega
Uday –> Oye zarra iss waali shop mein chaloge , merko kaam hai
Kerav –> Ye toh bndio waali shop hai
Uday –> Hmmm , Sunidhi ke liye gift lene ki sochra hu
Billa –> What the fuck? Sunidhi?
Kerav –> Kya matlab tera?
Uday –> Yaar tum ko pta hai naa Sunidhi likes me so..
Kerav –> So what?
Uday –> So pyar usse karo , jo tumse pyar karta hai
And i know she will take care of me forever once we both fall in love accidently or forcefully
Kerav –> Tu toh saala chupa rustam nikla
Billa –> Sunidhi ko pta hai?
Uday –> Nahi , sochra hu aaj raat ko propose maardu usko
Kerav –> Aanhaan !! Finally Uday is in love
Billa –> Saalo fir ye toh sexy group bnjaaega humara.. 6 Friends and 3 Couples
Kerav –> Hahaha haan
Uday –> Ye btaao kya buy karu?
Kerav –> Hmmm Choclates?
Billa –> Teddy bear?
Uday –> Ghanta !! Dress lera main uske liye
Kerav –> Kaunsi?
Uday –> Short dresses hi milegi yahan i guess.
Kerav –> Hahaha jaldi kar fir , late hori humarko Pehle hii.
Billa –> Oh yaar meghna ka phone aara merko !!
Uday –> Humara naam mat lio
Kerav –> Ye boldio ki hum hotel mein hi hai abhi..
(Phone Convo)
Billa –> Hello
Meghna –> Kahan par ho tum sab? 2 ghante hogye !! Hum bor ho rahe hai yahan beach mein
Billa –> Hum abhi hotel se hi nikalne waale hai..
Meghna –> Aisa karo tum wahi ruko !! Ab hum saare wahi aare hai ‘back to hotel’ . Waise bhi 20min ka toh raasta hai
Billa –>
Meghna –> Bye
*Phone cut*
Billa –> Chudgye
Kerav –> Kya huaa?
Billa –> Saaari bndiya hotel jaari waapis !! 30min mein pahunch jaayegi sab
Uday –> Oh BC..
Kerav –> Uday fatafat koi si bhi dress chak Sunidhi ke liye , yahan se cab kar ke hotel chalte hai fir..
Uday –> Ok
Billa –> Haan hum bhi 40min mein pahunch hi jaayenge waapis .
Uday –> Ye dress achi lagegi uspar?
Kerav –> Hmm color sexy hai..
Billa –> Haan Acha lagega uspar , jaldi pack kar waa..
(After 50mins)
Kerav –> Bhaiya aur kitni dur reh gya h?
Cab driver –> Just 5min sir
Kerav –> Ok !!
(At hotel)
Neha –> Where were you all? Humne pura hotel chaan maara
Kerav –> Niche tak gye the , burger khaane
Neha –> Ok !!Uday –> Where is Sunidhi?
Neha –> She is in her room with meghnaUday –> Ok
Neha –> Kyu? Kaam tha koi terko?Uday –> Hmmm , tu jab room mein jaayegi toh usko bolio merko reception ke pass mille half an hour me.
Neha –> Ok !!
(in Girls room)
Neha –> Oye terko Uday reception ke pass milne ko bulaara hai aadhe ghante me
Sunidhi –> Uday? Kyu?
Neha –> Pta nahi !! 
Khud Jaakar dekhlio niche!!
Sunidhi –> Hmmm.. Ok
(in Boys room)Billa –> Tunne abhi kyu bulaaliya Sunidhi ko milne?
Uday –> Sochra hu usko confess kardu , DJparty mein agar usko nahi ‘sunna’ toh?
Kerav –> Hahaha , matlab terko lagta hai ki DJ ki volume se usko kuch nahi sunega
Fudu saala..
Uday –> Mera matlab wo nahi thaa...Kerav –> Hahaha
Uday –> Abhi taiyaar hojaaye fir?Billa –> Saale abhi 6 baj rahe hai , party 9 bje ke baad honi start
Uday –> Hmmm, yaar meri fattri hai abBilla –> Yahi toh pyar haiPyar mein toh bado-bado ki fatt jati hai , tu kis khet ki mulli hai?
Uday –> Tu kaunse khet ka tamatar hai bc?
Kerav –> Saalo ab sabzi mandi na lagao yahan
Uday aadha ghanta hogya , you have to go..
Uday –> Hmm , wish me all the best saalo
Billa –>- All the best baawa..
Kerav –> Good luck !! “Haan” kar waa kar hiaayio waapis warna room mein mat aaio humare..
Uday –> Bye !!
Billa –> Humarko btaayio kya baat hui tumhari? Yaa hum bhi chale saath dekhne scene ?
Uday –> Tu chup chap se yahan baithe reh!! Main jaara ab ..
Kerav –> Ye Dress toh lete jaa uski..
Uday –> Hmmm
..To be continued
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Tuesday, September 27, 2016

#Mera_Pehla_Pehla_Pyaar ☺ ♥ #Part_16



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Neha --> Tu bhi naaa.. .
Kerav --> Main tera hero 😀
Uday --> Hogya inka pyar shuru 😕
Kerav --> Toh tu bhi karle pyar start , kyu Sunidhi sahi bola naa maine?
Sunidhi --> 😀 Hmmmm
Uday --> 😮
(Next Morning)
(5:45 AM)
Uday --> Utho saalo Goa aagya 🙂
Billa --> Kahan par?
Uday --> Oh Kumbkaran aankhein toh khol le pehle dhang se apni puri 😕
Billa --> Jyada na bol ,acha Kerav kahan hai?
Uday --> Wo to piche waale dabbe mein chala gya thaa raat ko Neha ke pass !!
Billa --> 😕 Main bhi meghna ko uthaakar laata hu ab 🙂
Uday --> Saalo tum sab bndio waale , main akela tum sabka dhyan rakhta😑
Billa --> Awwwwwwwww 😀 Sunidhi ko puchle , line toh deti rehti hai terko wo 😀
Uday --> Udaalo saalo mazak 'pyar' kaa 😕 "Love is Respect"
Billa --> Ek aur aaya Chetan bhagat !! 'Meghna'.. . 'Meghna utho' ..
Meghna --> Kyaa huaa?Sone do mujhe !!
Billa --> arre Utarna hai humme , 'Margao' station aane waala hai 5min mein 😕
Meghna --> Hmmm.. ..
Teachers --> Wake up guys , Goa aagya hai !! Hum sabko yahin utarna hai next station par !! Sab apna bag-phone-charger-and all check karlo !! We have 20mins .
Class --> Ok Sir !!
(Piche Waale dabbe mein)
Neha --> Kerav utho.. 
Kerav --> Hmmm.. . Goodmorning.. .
Neha --> Humko utarna hai yahan. Goa aagya hai !!
Kerav --> Goa kaa toh pta nahi , par mere sath waali seat mein baithne waali mujhe fir se milgayi !! My love 😀
Neha --> Hehehe !! Acha ye pakdo !! Aur Wish maango?
Kerav --> Ye Hair ?
Neha --> Its your eyelash !! Jab tum so rahe the toh 'ye tumhari eyelash', tumhari aankho ke niche chipka wa thaa !! 
So now 'close your eyes' and make a wish 🙂
Kerav --> You mean you had touched my cheeks aur mujhe pta bhi nahi chala 😮
Neha --> Tum neend mein the 🙂
Kerav --> Aur tu neend mein nahi thii kya?
Neha --> Meri aankhein toh bus 'tumhare upar tikki rahi puri raat' !!
Kerav --> 🙂 Thats Impressive !!
Neha --> Acha ab utho , Uday wagara aage waale box mein honge !! Wahin chalte hai unke pass !! Tumhara bag bhi toh wahi hai naa?
Kerav --> Wo sab to theek hai? But where is Sunidhi?
Sunidhi --> Main yahan upar hun 🙂
Neha --> Tu yahan kya kar rahi hai upar ?
Sunidhi --> So rahi thi 🙂 , par tumhari chit-chat ne jaga-diya !!
Neha --> Jaldi uthjaa , 15min me utarna hai hum sabko !!
Sunidhi --> Hmmm.. Yaar abhi toh subah ke 6 bje hai 😕 Ab subah subah hi kya 'beach' mein ghumne chale jaayenge?
Kerav --> Nahi oye , yahan se sidha hotel then din mein jaayenge beach dekhne 😕
Neha --> Hmmm yeah.. .
Kerav --> Chalo tum dono utho , main aage Uday-billa ke pass jaakar aaya tab tak !!
Neha --> Ok !!
(Finally , they all reached their destination GOA/Madgaon)
Teachers --> Yahan se hum sab 'bus' mein jaayenge.. As Your Hotel is 2-3 Kms away from here 😕
Class(neend mein) --> Hmmmmm Okay Sir !!
(At XYZ Hotel)
Billa --> Room to sexy hai baawa 🙂
Uday --> Bhai toh sora , 11-12bje utha dena 🙂
Kerav --> Sir ne 12bje bola waa milne ko , lunch kar ke 'Colva beach' jaana hai 🙂
Uday --> Colva beach harkuch sexy hai 🙂
Kerav --> Tu kab aaya pehle goa?
Uday --> Nahi , wo mera ek dost gya tha !! Wo btara tha 😕
Kerav --> Aisa kar , tu sojaa !! Terko 11bje uthaa dunga main 😀
Uday --> Fuck you !!
(At 11:00 AM)
Meghna--> Ye Pink phnu yaa Ye white ?
Neha --> Ye Jumpsuit pehnle 🙂 Acha lagra hai !!
Meghna --> Beach mein acha lagega kya ye?
Neha --> Aur ni toh kya?
Meghna --> Tu kya pehri hai?
Neha --> Ye pehnlu?
Meghna --> Ye? Isse acha skirt pehnle yaar !! Tu Skirt laayi wi hai naa waise ?
Neha --> Yaar kabhi pehni nahi !! Uncomfortable lagta hai !!
Meghna --> Sunidhi , isko btaa kitni 'sexy' dress hai ye?
Sunidhi --> Neha , its awesome. Try toh kar !!
Neha --> Hmmm Ok i will , aur tu kya pehnri hai Sunidhi?
Sunidhi --> Simple jeans yaar.. 
Neha --> Jeans? Ye meri Shorts try kar !! Acha lagega tujhpar !!
Sunidhi --> Nahi yaar.. 
Neha --> Kyu?
Sunidhi --> Mujhpar suit nahi kregi ye !! You know naa my skin have 'dark complexion' so.. .
Neha --> Shutup :@ Huh
Meghna --> Sunidhi What the fuck? You are beautiful yaar 😐
Sunidhi --> 😢 Tabhi mujhe koi ladka nahi dekhta !! You know, I like Uday ,but wo mujhe palatkar bhi nahi dekhta kabhi 😞
Neha --> Now why are you crying? Sunidhi yaar .. .. Boys ke liye thoda aaye hai hum iss 'duniya' mein !! We are here for ourself !! And trust me 'You are damn beautiful' my sweetheart 🙂
Meghna --> And gorgeous too 🙂
Sunidhi --> Hehehe !! But aaj main Jeans pehnleti hu , Kal try krlungi tumhari dresses ko .. Plzz ?
Neha --> Arre jo tujhe comfortable lage , wo pehan !! No issues !!
(At 12 Noon)
Kerav --> Utho saalo , taiyaar hojaao jaldi:)
Billa --> Bhai 'Iron' laaya wa tu kyaa?
Kerav --> BC Iron laaunga main solan se chak kar?
Uday --> Lagta hai isne 'meghna ke ghar baarat lekar jaana hai aaj' 😀
Kerav --> Hahahahahahaha..
Billa --> Tu saale maar naa khaalio 😕
Kerav --> Bhai to 'nikar' pehnra 🙂
Uday --> Shorts? Saale main bolta hu tu 'armaani ka black suit' daal. Sexy lagega 😀
Kerav --> Wo to teri shaadi mein phnunga 😀
(After 20mins)
Billa --> BC baahar nazaara dekha?
Kerav(baalo mein gel lagate huye) --> Kyu kya huaa?
Billa --> Sanjay Sir ne 'Capri' pehni wi aur English waali maa'm ne 3/4th pant 😀 😛
Kerav --> Kar kasam?
Billa --> Baahar Chal kar dekh jaldi !!
Kerav --> Chal.. .
Uday --> Oh saalo kahan bhaag re tum? 2min rukjaao mere liye bhi plzz !!
Kerav --> Oh yaar jaldi kar !!
(After 5mins)
Uday(Sanjay sir ko dekhne ke baad) --> Bwahahaha 'chet raam' lagra ye toh puraa ka puraaa 😀
Kerav --> English waali ke sath chipka waa tabhi 🙂
Billa --> Tharki buddha 😐
Billa --> Apne P.T.I Sir kahan hai?
Kerav --> Pta ni.. .
Uday --> ooooo pencho.. 
Kerav --> Ab Kya huaa?
Uday --> Piche dekh apne 😮
Kerav(shocked) --> Ye apni class ki bndiya hai Kya?
Billa --> Lag toh wahi rahi hai 😕
Kerav --> Bhai , aisi 'haryaali' toh pehli baar dekhne ko milli !! School mein toh kabhi aisi feeling nahi aayi 😮
Uday --> Dheere bol saale , teri Neha bhi aari hai yahan ko !!
Kerav --> *tum dono aankhe band karlo, harkuch hi lagri ye toh*
Billa --> Main toh Chasma pehnkar dekhunga sabko 😀
Kerav --> Kutte haramzyaade !!
Uday --> Hahahahaha, main telescope 😀
Meghna --> Kaisi lagri hu main?
Billa --> Sexy 🙂
Meghna --> Thankyou 😗
Billa --> Aur main kaisa lagra hun?
Meghna --> Theek lagre ho 😐
Billa --> 😕
Neha --> How am i looking?
Kerav --> Fab 🙂
Neha --> Tum bhi Cute lagre ho shorts mein 🙂
Kerav --> Thanx !!
Uday --> "Cute" toh lagega hi , 'Wax' jo krwaayi wi isne apni taange 😀
Neha --> Hahaha really Kerav? Uday sach bol raha hai kyaa?
Kerav --> Yaar tu naa maar naa khaalio aaj !! Faltu bakwas karta rehta hai humesha 😕
Uday --> 😀
Random Classmate --> 'Ye commerce waali Neha ko dekh.. Kya sexy lagri hai skirt mein'
Kerav --> Kuch bola tune? Fir se bolio zarra !!
Random Classmate --> Nahi toh !!
Kerav --> Neha , Neha kya kar raha thaa fir?
Random Classmate --> Chauda kisko hora tu? Teri hi bndi nahi rehgayi yahan dekhne ko 😕
Kerav --> Btau fir?
Random Classmate --> Haan btaa, kya btaayega?
Kerav --> Teri saale.. .
Uday --> Oh chod naaa.. . maar goli inko !!
Kerav --> Saale jaan se maaardunga !!
Neha --> Kerav..Control ! Ignore them !!
Billa --> Bhai isko 'solan' mein btaayenge !! Abhi ignore maar.. In kaa toh kaam hi bhaunkna hai !! Khud saalo se koi 'bndi fasti ni' , dusro ki bndiyo par comment maarte rehte bus 😕
Neha --> Kerav.. . Lets go from here !!
Kerav --> Nahi saale ne bola kaise?
Uday -->Oh yaar Kerav chal naa yahan se.. tu bhi naa !!
Kerav --> :@
(Outside the hotel)
Neha --> Aise react nahi karna padta yaar !! Hum ladkiyo ko toh aadat hogayi hai in sabki 😐
Kerav --> Aadat toh main abhi theek kardeta iski.. 
Neha --> Uff itna gussa 😀 Woh bhi mere liye 😀
Kerav --> 😕
Neha --> Smile plz
Kerav --> 😐
Neha --> Ye kaisi gabbar singh waali smile de rahe ho? Huh 
Kerav --> 🙂 Love you
Neha --> Ye hui naa baat !! 
Meghna --> Kabhi tum bhi huye ho itna possesive apni bndi ke liye? Huh.. Aur ek Kerav hai 😕
Billa --> Ab isme bhi meri galti? Hadd hi hai 😕
Meghna --> Mujhe abhi koi baat nahi karni tumse 😕
(After few mins)
Uday --> Hahaha Kerav ka gussa pehli baar dekha maine 😀
Billa --> Saale ke gusse ki wajah se 'meri bndi gussa hogayi ab'
.. 
To be continued 
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